Things that are Phil Hughes's fault

Ok...so after todays play, followed by a nice steak dinner & several bottles of fine Claret, Lardy, Skully & myself have decided that the 'Things that are Skullys fault' thread is to be retired & replaced by this one. It should be evident to everyone by now that Hughes is really Beelzebub in cricketers clothing so obviously everything that is wrong must be his fault.

Big Dog wrote:Ok...so after todays play, followed by a nice steak dinner & several bottles of fine Claret, Lardy, Skully & myself have decided that the 'Things that are Skullys fault' thread is to be retired & replaced by this one. It should be evident to everyone by now that Hughes is really Beelzebubskully in cricketers clothing so obviously everything that is wrong must be his fault.

FIXED

Phil Hughes is skully's fault ...therefore everything that is TUSQHs fault is also skully's fault

"Thick Useless Spiv Qunt"?

That...not Thick

Prolly been discussed in the Test thread, but Fuse obviously dodged a major bullet yesty. We didn't get to see the hot spot on the big screen after the shout for caught behind down the leg side before the UQ had scored. Saw the replay, including hotspot on the Nooz at Hobart airport, and Taylor will obviously be kicking himself for not referring it. BD, lardy and I agreed that the referral was not used as Taylor probably thought "Meh, why bother, we'll have him caught by Guptill off Coldplay in a ball or two anyway."

Could it be one of those career defining moments? The crowd was right behind Fuse yesty, applauding his leaves, as well as one or two exquisite square offside shots. When he hits them, they are at the boundary in a blink.

Still, I'm backing him to fall early this morning and be dropped for Cowans for T1 v Bannies.

embee wrote:Phil Hughes is skully's fault ... therefore everything that is TUSQHs fault is also skully's fault

*nods*, sage point

lardbucket wrote: *nods* off, sage point as I did numerous during the 1st three days at Bellerive

Fixed.

Taylor obviously thought that a referral would be wasted on TUSQH. It would only be a matter of time before he knicked Martin to Guptil anyway

skully wrote:Prolly been discussed in the Test thread, but Fuse obviously dodged a major bullet yesty. We didn't get to see the hot spot on the big screen after the shout for caught behind down the leg side before the UQ had scored. Saw the replay, including hotspot on the Nooz at Hobart airport, and Taylor will obviously be kicking himself for not referring it. BD, lardy and I agreed that the referral was not used as Taylor probably thought "Meh, why bother, we'll have him caught by Guptill off Coldplay in a ball or two anyway."

Could it be one of those career defining moments? The crowd was right behind Fuse yesty, applauding his leaves, as well as one or two exquisite square offside shots. When he hits them, they are at the boundary in a blink.

Still, I'm backing him to fall early this morning and be dropped for Cowans for T1 v Bannies.

I think his time is up. Even if he were to score a ton. I think the selectors will give him the flick. They should anyway.

skully wrote:Saw the replay, including hotspot on the Nooz at Hobart airport, and Taylor will obviously be kicking himself for not referring it. BD, lardy and I agreed that the referral was not used as Taylor probably thought "Meh, why bother, we'll have him caught by Guptill off Coldplay in a ball or two anyway."

G.Wood wrote:Taylor obviously thought that a referral would be wasted on TUSQH. It would only be a matter of time before he knicked Martin to Guptil anyway

NTR.

meh who reads your posts

excluding the one above which I had to have read in order to know I had to make that response of course

G.Wood wrote:Taylor obviously thought that a referral would be wasted on TUSQH. It would only be a matter of time before he knicked Martin to Guptil anyway

If it contacts only the batsman's briefs, it's not out, however deliberate the arsing may be.

Unless of course it's LBW.

So a needless repetitive post and a typo. How ironic.

big dog]...Lardy, Skully & myself have decided that the 'Things that are Skullys fault' thread is to be retired ....[big dog

clearly Skully has got at the 2 forum stalwarts - lardy and big dog

the Skully's fault thread remains while there are still undeserving over rated spivs in the test team

Clearly today's loss WAS Fuse's fault. We shoulda won by 9 wickets except for that useless qunt.

skully wrote:Clearly today's loss WAS Fuse's fault. We shoulda won by 9 wickets except for that useless qunt.

see post two on this thread

See the Collingwood Hall of Fame.

Not only did Fuse fail today to set off the rot, he dropped Taylor on ZERO (a sitter that he then had the farkin hide to claim he lost it in the crowd) and the Snoozie skipper made 56. Not only drop him but string him up in the town square and throw rotten tomoatoes at him.

skully wrote:Not only did Fuse fail today to set off the rot, he dropped Taylor on ZERO (a sitter then had the farkin hide to claim he lost it in the crowd) and the Snoozie skipper made 56. Not only drop him but string him up in the town square and throw rotten tomoatoes at him.

And cut his nuts off so the qunt can never breed!

Oh no - NOT the rotten tomoatoes!?! Have SOME pity!

New nick = FUSQ?

I blame skully for Dan Quayle's spelling

skully wrote:Clearly today's loss WAS Fuse's fault. We shoulda won by 9 wickets except for that useless qunt.

Shouldn't that be 10 wickets?

He would've inevitably got out at some point, nicking to Guptill off Coldplay.

Phil Hughes: Definitely a Groundhog Day dismissal expert