Re: Funny pics thread

[skully]

[PeterCS]

Does anybody ride on a Bitchplease?

[tricycle]

The ventilation for the Indians is perfect.

[skully]

Apparently* outside-train riding is common right across Asia. I saw a story on one of the Foxy news channels where the Jakarta authorities were installing heavy swinging balls and rigid strapping devices on all transmission line frames to scone all the poor blighters who couldn't get inside.

[tricycle]

I've never seen such a crowded train. Maybe once, it was an intra city, but even that wasn't nearly as crowded as that.

As for the dangers, there's a pretty scary video of one drunk fellow being electrocuted.

[Brass Monkey]

Does anybody ride on a Bitchplease?

Your sexism-o-meter kicked in there, didn't it? Sheath your sword, you don't have to white knight it... it's used for both sexes!!!!

[lardbucket]

rigid strapping devices

you Dubber

[skully]

I ain't nowhere near the average man. I score well below average in a number of these daily categories.

[Brass Monkey]

I'm:

5.5 hours sleeping.
9.5 hours pretending to work and travelling
9 hours doing sweet f*ck all, not thinking, not moving, not nothing.

[LeFromage]

I'm 24 hours drifting aimlessly through the world, not touching the sides.

[Brass Monkey]

Let Jesus shine a light to guide your way, child.

[LeFromage]

I can see okay. We have daylight down here in the South.

[Brass Monkey]

Ooh, fancy! I tell you, you Hantsites are all them what's cosmopolitan.

[LeFromage]

And at night, we harness the awesome power of electricity to illuminate our houses and charge our sex toys.

[embee]

Dello has Electric Goats ...

[PeterCS]

I thought of him more as one of those Goat Riders in Disguise
(to "quote" the old Western chestnut)

[skully]

[Brass Monkey]

Social network my arse.

Hmmm, MyArse... nobody's been on that f*cker for years.

[skully]

Start wiping your arse, Danny, and the pooves down at the Pub may start sniffing around.

[Brass Monkey]

I do wipe. You just don't cogitate my answers. Probably too lashed on a bottle three bottles of red.

[skully]

Now, now, Dan. No need to get angsty. You are the Forum non-wiper. That is something you have proudly cultured and established. Forgive me for jumping to the obvious conclusion when you talk about "Myarse".

[Brass Monkey]

I'm not the forum non-wiper. Never admitted to anything like that. I just don't wipe sometimes. When there's shits that I know from experience doesn't need a wipte.That's not getting angsty. It's like me calling you the forum drunkard. You don't drink all the time, but you do drink.

[skully]

Well Dan, 99% of people wipe their arse after crapping. So as one that puts his hand up as an "occasional" non-wiper, sorry man, you ARE the Forum Non-wiper. Good old mud-butt Danny.

I hardly think that a few drinks in the evening compares to the heinous activity of mostly not wiping your arse.

[LeFromage]

You wouldn't wear socks if you didn't have feet.

[Brass Monkey]

Well Dan, 99% of people wipe their arse after crapping. So as one that puts his hand up as an "occasional" non-wiper, sorry man, you ARE the Forum Non-wiper. Good old mud-butt Danny.

I hardly think that a few drinks in the evening compares to the heinous activity of mostly not wiping your arse.

What I find incredibly weird is that you'd think a person would purposefully make his arsehole itch uncontrollably. You think that there's shit near my arsehole and I'd just go 'f*ck it, I like shitty pants, I like itchy arseholes'. You also assume it's all the time. Shit man, you must be steamed out of your head. I would converse with you, but you'd be too f*ck-eyed to remember. You total lush. As is the case with most drunkards, they become a sad and cliched caricature of themselves. Watch out all, the forum drunk is blithering around...

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