Re: Ok, so surely now is the time!

by Brass Monkey Wed 05 Sep 2007, 11:36

tac wrote:No, you were being me after a lavalava mishap.

Uhh, that's more of a:

squelch.....plop.

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:00

Sounds you just trod in the pool of sweat that forms on the floor under my nutsack on hot days.

by Brass Monkey Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:01

tac wrote:Sounds you just trod in the pool of sweat that forms on the floor under my nutsack on hot days.

God, you're so 20th century. You haven't got a funnel and bucket yet?

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:06

I've got a charwoman . . .

by Brass Monkey Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:07

tac wrote:I've got a charwoman . . .

Ah, 19th Century eh? Don't tell me, you're popping down the local opium den later on?

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:10

Batfink Begins wrote:
tac wrote:I've got a charwoman . . .

Ah, 19th Century eh? Don't tell me, you're popping down the local opium den later on?

He's already there, it's an internet access providing opium den. I would have thought his posts would have made you realise that's what he does with his Thaitian evenings.

by Brass Monkey Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:13

eowyn wrote:He's already there, it's an internet access providing opium den. I would have thought his posts would have made you realise that's what he does with his Thaitian evenings.

He's not in Thailand. Cheers though.
I heard he refuses to use t'interweb there as he needs the 'feel' of the 'past'.
I called him a wanger but I don't think it helped.

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:14

You've come back from Greece all prickly, eowyn . . .

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:16

tac wrote:You've come back from Greece all prickly, eowyn . . .

No I haven't, I'm a rather nice honey coloured tan.

Aren't I allowed to tease people anymore?

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:17

No, but not any less either . . .

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:21

I see.....

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:23

Do you? Mind you, I'm impressed by my mental image of you all honey coloured . . .

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:29

I'm sure you have a very good imagination.

by rosydaysarefew Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:29

Ang, I'm hungover...yuck...

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:32

eowyn wrote:I'm sure you have a very good imagination.

The opium helps . . .

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan . . . oh shit, it's that bastard from Porlock again.

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:33

rosydaysarefew wrote:Ang, I'm hungover...yuck...

You are? Well there's a first.......

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:35

tac wrote:
eowyn wrote:I'm sure you have a very good imagination.

The opium helps . . .

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan . . . oh shit, it's that bastard for Porlock again.

You'll have do more than show me your pleasure dome if you want to impress me, darling.

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:38

Let me show you my "incense"-bearing tree . . .

and my winky-wanky . . .

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:40

Is it all spinky and spanky? If it's not I'm not interested.

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:42

You can't get one much spinkier, and I'm sure spankier . . .

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:43

Hmmmmmm, promises, promises....

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:45

Phurt, just wait til I'm next in the West Riding . . .

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:47

When you're in the West riding what?

by tac Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:48

you, of course . . .

by eowyn Wed 05 Sep 2007, 12:50

I'm the Rider of Rohan.....

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