journalism 1.0

Ha, English posters. Use this LINK to write your own match report, eg for the Dubai day just done with England squeaking past Pakistan's meagre total just before the close.

Look
Morgs
acknowledges he has a weakness with regards to
hitting the ball
but on the positive side
the whole squad and the backroom staff and everyone connected with Team England
are
working together
to
iron out what we are sure is just a blip

As I say and very much so were Alec Stewart's faves.

Where have stepping up to the plate and coming to the party gone?

I'd love to be their media person.

I note "positive" got a mention.

'for me' has to be one of the worst.

'doing the simple things well' might refer to the Belf™ eating his breakfast cereal without choking. Or KP annoying his team mates and fans marginally less than the opposition.

It's easy to be wise after the event, but for me, you have to give the boys credit for the way they have struggled. To be fair, this Pakistan outfit are not the worst in the world, and as far as I'm concerned, it takes some doing frontin' up in what quite frankly are very difficult conditions, when all is said and done. The lads have stuck to the task manfully, in finding a whole range of quite complicated little ways to throw their wicket away like cretins on a particularly vapid day, and for that, we've got to give them a lot of credit where credit is due. If you know what I mean, like.