County Season 2012

Get your nominations in early. Somerset for the Championship would be mine. Slurrey for ball-tampering cheating qunt side of the year maybe?

essex to be banned and jkl to report himself to fromage

yorkies to make a triumphant return at season end to div 1

Somerset to win champ and a/the one day comp. Yorkshire to go back up, Hampshire and Sussex to win nothing.

Is that Jason Statham?

Northants to do f*ck all, they had their chance and shat their bits.

Surrey to win the CC, then to go on a killing spree, displaying their true evil.

Notts to win the CC.
Surrey to be demoted.

Basil wrote:Get your nominations in early. Somerset for the Championship would be mine. Slurrey for ball-tampering cheating qunt side of the year maybe?

Essex to be banned ...

Basil wrote:Get your nominations in early. Somerset for the Championship would be mine. Slurrey for ball-tampering cheating qunt side of the year maybe?

Here's a thought .... Surrey to be docked 20 points for tampering with the ball ... and then, come August, go into administration owing £20 million to the HMRC, and subsequently get docked a further 50 points, which would then make their points total negative - and thus enforce relegation to Div 2.

A court case folows, wherein Surrey are sued by HMRC for the outstanding tax, and as such have to fold as potential new owners run for cover having seen Ramprakash's name still on Surrey's books.

Then I wake up and find it has all come to pass ..... with the Oval sold off to property developers in order to pay HMRC's outstanding taxes, resulting in 46 tower blocks of essential sheltered-housing built on the site by the summer of 2013.

Ah .... what absolute bliss.

Surrey get replaced in the CC by Rutland.

You really don't like the Browncaps much, do you?

Who does? Some Surrey fans, I suppose. That's about all.

Brass Monkey wrote:Who does?

To answer this and all your wildest Surrey fantasies visit hotsurreychat.com.uk

I'd rather go on a scat porn forum....

PeterCS wrote:You really don't like the Browncaps much, do you?

Whatever gave you that idea Petey?!
Of course I love them .......


....... I love them to in bits, at the bottom of the Thames.

Brass Monkey wrote:I'd rather go on a scat porn forum....

Brown caps not enough for you?

Not unless they're eating them.

I used to love them as much as anyone can love a county cricket team from a county they're not actually from.

Now I despise them.

Glamorgan. Need I say more?

No way that Somerset will win the Championship this year. Seriously, we are cursed.

Lancashire to do it again.

I would like to us to get noticed this season. That's better than winning any "trophies". Overrated are trophies anyway.

None of this Gloucestershire beat some unidentified team. Yorkshire destroyed some faceless village XI.

Marcus North will start his Glamorgan stint in late April, early May. Alviro Petersen is a fair old qunt too. I'll give him an evil glare when he comes to the Swalec.

Why the bitterness towards Petersen at Glamorgan? Who WOULDN'T chose to try and get their international career back on track ahead of playing for some Division 2 County side?

Henry wrote:No way that Somerset will win the Championship this year. Seriously, we are cursed.

Lancashire to do it again.

mudge in stating the obvious shocker...time for him to come out and support the Glam- organ lads

Another season fighting relegation looms for the Pears. Gareth Andrew will miss at least half the season because of a back injury - that wil be a big loss.

And then there's Phil Hughes.............pass me the brandy someone.

I predict half our side will end up in prison.

Kaneria to pass the soap.

JKLever wrote:I predict half our side will end up in prison.

Shurley not Bops and the Chef ... though have to concede that all the other chavvies do merit serious consideration of occupation in HM's facilities at her pleasure.