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Post by JKLever Thu 24 May 2012, 22:21

8-0-71-0

Got any other Mitchells on the conveyor belt you ockers? Laughing
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 24 May 2012, 22:22

Mitchell Starc Jtuw4h

^^ What, I've just done this in the match thread?
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Post by JKLever Thu 24 May 2012, 22:26

Have you? Arse.

Anyway more likely to be seen by our antipodean chums on its own thread*



(* and more easily bumpable as he wrecks Englands top order in the 2013 Ashes!)
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 24 May 2012, 22:31

Laughing Aye, it's a big call... he can be erratic, but when he's good he's really good.
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Post by Mick Sawyer Thu 24 May 2012, 22:51

JKLever wrote:8-0-71-0

Got any other Mitchells on the conveyor belt you ockers? Laughing

phurt . I bowled 8-0-72-0 one bright morning, right in the middle of the worst hangover in the history of my world.

The others slippers objected to me barfing where I stood, between overs. Flakey team mates they were.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 24 May 2012, 22:53

Laughing That was just part of your usual run-up?
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Post by skully Thu 24 May 2012, 22:55

First rule of Aus cricket. Those named Mitchell are shite and are not to be picked.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 24 May 2012, 22:59

Right, skully has totally ruled out Mitchell Marsh ever doing well for Australia.
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Post by Mick Sawyer Thu 24 May 2012, 23:09

Brass Monkey wrote:Laughing That was just part of your usual run-up?

**chuckle**

At one point I considerately walked out of the cordon & parked a bucketful 3 or 4 steps behind the keeper. The result was that I sloshed through my own gastic juice & carrots next over.
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Post by Mick Sawyer Thu 24 May 2012, 23:10

Brass Monkey wrote:Right, skully has totally ruled out Mitchell Marsh ever doing well for Australia.

It's virtual confirmation the kid has a stellar career ahead.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 24 May 2012, 23:11

Mick Sawyer wrote:
JKLever wrote:8-0-71-0

Got any other Mitchells on the conveyor belt you ockers? Laughing

phurt . I bowled 8-0-72-0 one bright morning, right in the middle of the worst hangover in the history of my world.

The others slippers objected to me barfing where I stood, between overs. Flakey team mates they were.

bowler called for chucking, even before the run-up

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Post by skully Thu 24 May 2012, 23:11

Mick Sawyer wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Right, skully has totally ruled out Mitchell Marsh ever doing well for Australia.

It's virtual confirmation the kid has a stellar career ahead.
I would happily claim ownership of such an outstanding reverse woof. Cool
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Post by Mick Sawyer Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12

JKLever wrote:8-0-71-0

Got any other Mitchells on the conveyor belt you ockers? Laughing

This bloke has an IQ > 50. That's enough to destroy your lot a time or twelve. Smile
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Post by JKLever Thu 24 May 2012, 23:16

Has he got any media whoreish slightly batsh!t relatives?
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 24 May 2012, 23:18

Mick Sawyer wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:Laughing That was just part of your usual run-up?

**chuckle**

At one point I considerately walked out of the cordon & parked a bucketful 3 or 4 steps behind the keeper. The result was that I sloshed through my own gastic juice & carrots next over.

Laughing That's well funny... better than just turning up and getting tonked.
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Post by Mick Sawyer Thu 24 May 2012, 23:19

lardbucket wrote:

bowler called for chucking, even before the run-up

No surprise that I was called lots of things.

I was living in a residential college & had the contents of my room relocated to the quadrangle when it came our turn to bat. I wasn't happy my collection of stick books were rearranged on the top of my bed.
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Post by skully Thu 24 May 2012, 23:20

Seriously on Starc though, as a tall leftie who swings it with a nice upright action, he really has great potential. At the moment he tends to spray them a bit. If he can get some good coaching he could do well in English conditions.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 24 May 2012, 23:22

We're paying him money to get polished up?

For shame, County Cricket, for shame...
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Post by Mick Sawyer Thu 24 May 2012, 23:22

skully wrote:Seriously on Starc though, as a tall leftie who swings it with a nice upright action, he really has great potential. At the moment he tends to spray them a bit. If he can get some good coaching he could do well in English conditions.

aye, he has the stuff.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 24 May 2012, 23:23

you'll take anybody, let's face it

Bollinger
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I rest my case

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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 24 May 2012, 23:28

lardbucket wrote:you'll take anybody, let's face it

Bollinger
Cosgrove

I rest my case

You used to be so good to our teams though, now it's all 'Phillip Hughes' and 'Shaun Tait'... I don't know what we ever did to you.
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Post by skully Thu 24 May 2012, 23:28

Mick Sawyer wrote:
skully wrote:Seriously on Starc though, as a tall leftie who swings it with a nice upright action, he really has great potential. At the moment he tends to spray them a bit. If he can get some good coaching he could do well in English conditions.

aye, he has the stuff.
To his dying day, my ol' man was adamant that if Nathan Bracken (another tall leftie) had've been picked for the 2005 Ashes (and he was very close to selection after a massive season for NSW. He was in career-best form) we would not have lost that epic series.
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Post by skully Thu 24 May 2012, 23:29

Brass Monkey wrote:
lardbucket wrote:you'll take anybody, let's face it

Bollinger
Cosgrove

I rest my case

You used to be so good to our teams though, now it's all 'Phillip Hughes' and 'Shaun Tait'... I don't know what we ever did to you.
Aye, a snapshot of where Aus cricket is at the moment. The conveyor belt has been lean since about 2005.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 24 May 2012, 23:31

skully wrote:
To his dying day, my ol' man was adamant that if Nathan Bracken (another tall leftie) had've been picked for the 2005 Ashes (and he was very close to selection after a massive season for NSW. He was in career-best form) we would not have lost that epic series.

Skully, if you'd have picked anyone but Shaun Tait you'd have probably not lost that Ashes series Wink

(Wow, two Shaun Tait jibes in less that 5 minutes - both relevant - well done, Daniel, you've done so well that it's OK that you're talking in the third person)
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Post by JKLever Thu 24 May 2012, 23:33

I mean looking back now, that great Aus team lost the urn to Ashley Giles, Geraint Jones and a genuine malteser balled Bell.

Heh.
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