Re: The Michael Vaughan "Positives" thread . . .

[spangler]

Common people shop in Asda that's why...

[eowyn]

True, I'm not a Southern posh wanker who thinks Waitrose rules the world of grocery shopping, I've not lost touch with my roots at all.

[Brass Monkey]

Common people shop in Asda that's why...

You have to have a variance. Each supermarket has something they do the best. You have to have a bit of nouse to eat the best.

You obviously were raised by some bawdy Flight Lieutenant.

Fact.

[Brass Monkey]

True, I'm not a Southern posh wanker who thinks Waitrose rules the world of grocery shopping, I've not lost touch with my roots at all.

Oi, the Trose does some high calibre sh!t - leave that f'ker alone it doesn't deserve to be involved in your class rant.

[spangler]

True, I'm not a Southern posh wanker who thinks Waitrose rules the world of grocery shopping, I've not lost touch with my roots at all.

Waitrose do lovely cavier and truffles and shit...

[spangler]

Common people shop in Asda that's why...

You obviously were raised by some bawdy Flight Lieutenant.

Fact.

Two bawdy flight lieutenants

[Brass Monkey]

Two bawdy flight lieutenants

Which one played mummy? I surmise that whoever felt like taking a load up the pipes on the night.

[eowyn]

There aren't any waitroses around here, so I can't sample their 'shit'. Asda do a lovely Belegian Ganache chocolate log in their extra special range, that actually looks like a very big turd but tastes devine, beat that!

Of course I do go to M&S for the snob value foods too.

[spangler]

They sometimes took it up the pipe during the day.

[Brass Monkey]

There aren't any waitroses around here, so I can't sample their 'shit'. Asda do a lovely Belegian Ganache chocolate log in their extra special range, that actually looks like a very big turd but tastes devine, beat that!

Of course I do go to M&S for the snob value foods too.

Yeah I asked John Lewis why he doesn't venture North. He reckons he didn't want any chippy inverted snootiness come back to haunt him, usually through vandalism and random heckling of "Ah were down t'pits fer thi'".

[Brass Monkey]

They sometimes took it up the pipe during the day.

Who doesn't. Not sure I'd survive without my "pocket rocket".

[spangler]

Waitrose do Quails egg stuffed with Duchy Originals jam on a sea of verve cliquot topped with Spam

[eowyn]

There aren't any waitroses around here, so I can't sample their 'shit'. Asda do a lovely Belegian Ganache chocolate log in their extra special range, that actually looks like a very big turd but tastes devine, beat that!

Of course I do go to M&S for the snob value foods too.

Yeah I asked John Lewis why he doesn't venture North. He reckons he didn't want any chippy inverted snootiness come back to haunt him, usually through vandalism and random heckling of "Ah were down t'pits fer thi'".

Who is John Lewis? Is he related to Lewis FFS?

[eowyn]

Waitrose do Quails egg stuffed with Duchy Originals jam on a sea of verve cliquot topped with Spam

You buy those? You do know you're putting money into Charlie's pockets to pay for Horseface's dresses don't you?

[spangler]

Waitrose do Quails egg stuffed with Duchy Originals jam on a sea of verve cliquot topped with Spam

You buy those? You do know you're putting money into Charlie's pockets to pay for Horseface's dresses don't you?

I'd rather contribute to her dresses than have her walk around naked... what with all the sagging and the wrinkling.

[Brass Monkey]

Who is John Lewis? Is he related to Lewis FFS?

Related to a man from Gloucs? Are you friggin insane????????

[Brass Monkey]

I'd rather contribute to her dresses than have her walk around naked... what with all the sagging and the wrinkling.

You wouldn't want to see her grey minge and baggy flaps? Are you friggin insane????

[eowyn]

Who is John Lewis? Is he related to Lewis FFS?

Related to a man from Gloucs? Are you friggin insane????????

Yes of course, I'm conversing with you.

[eowyn]

I'd rather contribute to her dresses than have her walk around naked... what with all the sagging and the wrinkling.

You wouldn't want to see her grey minge and baggy flaps? Are you friggin insane????

I beat she does her pelvic floor exersices, she won't be that baggy down there.

[spangler]

I'd rather contribute to her dresses than have her walk around naked... what with all the sagging and the wrinkling.

You wouldn't want to see her grey minge and baggy flaps? Are you friggin insane????

I don't want to see her baggy minge and grey flaps.

[eowyn]

I'd rather contribute to her dresses than have her walk around naked... what with all the sagging and the wrinkling.

You wouldn't want to see her grey minge and baggy flaps? Are you friggin insane????

I don't want to see her baggy minge and grey flaps.

I've just had a bad, bad, vision of something that looks like a bag of tripe.....

[spangler]

Duchy Originals bag o' tripe.

I think they do those at Waitrose.

[Brass Monkey]

Well, nice to see you've turned my frank, heartfelt and serious comments into a feast of joviality and all-round jolliness. You aren't Father f'kin Christmas, you have no f'kin right.

[Guest]

Has to be M & S at Christmas.

Other than that, don't you find there's more reasons to shop at Morrisons?
You can't argue with Alan Hansen.

[Brass Monkey]

Has to be M & S at Christmas.

Other than that, don't you find there's more reasons to shop at Morrisons?
You can't argue with Alan Hansen.

Now Morrissons has finally got those cheese wrapped in bacon things, no, you can't.

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