Re: The i-Gen thread

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Northern Territory Police, Fire and Emergency ServicesLike Page
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Is your drug dealer ripping you off?

A call to police yesterday had to top the list of ‘unusual’.

A woman called police to complain about the price of marijuana in her community, reporting that her local drug dealer had asked for more money than the usual.

Completely offended, the woman demanded that police investigate this ‘outrageous’ price hike. When asked for further details, the woman hung up.

If you know a drug dealer who is ripping you off, give us a call, we’d love to help.

POLICE: 131 444 CRIME STOPPERS 1800 333 000.

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Oh dear

"An Algerian man has been sentenced to two years in prison for dangling a baby out of a window, threatening to drop the child if he didn’t get enough likes on Facebook.

The man posted a photo that showed his outstretched arm clutching onto the baby’s T-shirt out of a high-rise balcony with the caption: “1000 likes or I will drop him”. "

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Sounds like he was dropped on his head as a child.

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Geez, I always thought Apple-oholics were a pack of sheep but now they are lambs to the slaughter, with the new Apple X iPhone coming out in Aus with a price tag of a ridiculous $1829 (for 256 GB version).

"The iPhone X will be available in 64GB and 256GB for $A1579 and $A1829, respectively."

FMD, and the idiots will still queue for days to get one. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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Geez, I always thought Apple-oholics were a pack of sheep but now they are lambs to the slaughter, with the new Apple X iPhone coming out in Aus with a price tag of a ridiculous $1829 (for 256 GB version).

"The iPhone X will be available in 64GB and 256GB for $A1579 and $A1829, respectively."

FMD, and the idiots will still queue for days to get one. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

the same idiots who complain about not being able to afford a house, and fritter away their money on avo toast and tumeric latte

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Geez, I always thought Apple-oholics were a pack of sheep but now they are lambs to the slaughter, with the new Apple X iPhone coming out in Aus with a price tag of a ridiculous $1829 (for 256 GB version).

"The iPhone X will be available in 64GB and 256GB for $A1579 and $A1829, respectively."

FMD, and the idiots will still queue for days to get one. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

the same idiots who complain about not being able to afford a house, and fritter away their money on avo toast and tumeric latte

Here they have houses but are bonded to the hilt.

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Geez, I always thought Apple-oholics were a pack of sheep but now they are lambs to the slaughter, with the new Apple X iPhone coming out in Aus with a price tag of a ridiculous $1829 (for 256 GB version).

"The iPhone X will be available in 64GB and 256GB for $A1579 and $A1829, respectively."

FMD, and the idiots will still queue for days to get one. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

the same idiots who complain about not being able to afford a house, and fritter away their money on avo toast and tumeric latte

[i-Gen]"Having the latest iPhone and having avo toast and tumeric latte for breakfast IS HIGH PRIORITY LIVING. Not being able to afford rent or a house is the Govt's fault, don't blame me for whinging about it."[/i-Gen]

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Consequence of Apple's new face recognition screen unlock function...

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[Big Dog]

Massive protest in Pakistan when it was announced that iphone 10 would use facial recognition to unlock.

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Massive protest in Pakistan when it was announced that iphone 10 would use facial recognition to unlock.

*snigger*

[Henry]

I made the mistake of downloading iOS 11 onto my iPhone 6s, and it’s slowed it way the f*ck down. iPad Pro is handling it well, though.

Murmurs of discontent iPhone X isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. This latest release was meant to be the game-changer but it’s had a mixed reception. Has Apple reached a tipping point?

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This Mum is clearly i-Gen...

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This made me chuckle...

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Does Tinder have some explaining to do?

"There were 23,887 new diagnoses of gonorrhoea — three-quarters of them in men — in 2016, an annual report from the Kirby Institute in Sydney released today found.

Gonorrhoea had been uncommon in "urban heterosexuals" but rates in this population had risen rapidly over the past five years, the institute's Rebecca Guy said in a statement.

"The reasons for the rise in gonorrhoea among young heterosexual people living in major cities is not fully understood and likely to be quite complex," Guy said.

"In women living in urban centres, the increase [over the past five years] was 126%."

The largest increases in gonorrhoea infections were in men aged 25 to 29 and women aged 20 to 24, the report found."

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Oooooh, nasty. Seems using a condom is not very i-Gen.

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Well I chuckled...

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