Re: IPL: let's say good things about it

by lardbucket Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:12

... and maybe even messier

by PeterCS Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:14

You could stand Woody in front of him.

That might put a spoke to his gallop.

(Or put a sock in it.)

by lardbucket Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:17

More 'Love me tender?' or 'Locomotive breath'?

by PeterCS Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:31

I don't know, but as a Ben Hurr Hurr Hurrrrghhhhhhh, it might make the Ashes look like an epic.

by Brass Monkey Fri 12 Apr 2013, 07:52

lardbucket wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:I've got wank clearance from lardos? Fapping hell!

and it's retrospective ...

there are some things you just can't stop

I imagine attempts to 'stop Danny fapping' would be like standing in front of a runaway train

It'd be like trying to stop a gorilla with a pneumatic drill

by embee Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:00

PeterCS wrote:I don't know, but as a Ben Hurr Hurr Hurrrrghhhhhhh, it might make the Ashes look like an epic.

Dont mention cricket on an IPL thread

by PeterCS Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:28

Brass Monkey wrote:
lardbucket wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:I've got wank clearance from lardos? Fapping hell!

and it's retrospective ...

there are some things you just can't stop

I imagine attempts to 'stop Danny fapping' would be like standing in front of a runaway train

It'd be like trying to stop a gorilla with a pneumatic drill

Who is the one with the pneumatic drill?

And didn't you mean mandrill?

by Brass Monkey Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:09

PeterCS wrote:
Who is the one with the pneumatic drill?

And didn't you mean mandrill?

I'M the gorilla and I'M holding the drill.

Mandrill? I'd prefer womandrill, but I'll dump my load where I'm invited.

by tricycle Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:08

Buffalo Bill and Gorilla Drill, that'd make an ace pairing.

by PeterCS Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:51

Not as good as Choc & Vnilla Drilla.

by lardbucket Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:17

Milli Gorilli?

by PeterCS Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:21

Well, that's just silli.

by lardbucket Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:21

you say that like it's a bad thing

by PeterCS Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:25

It's better than much of the IPL.

I've found a good thing about the IPL. It gives Dravid a chance to bat on a bit longer. And since he is congenitally unable to slog, less still slog horribly, his little innings are of some small merit.

by PeterCS Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:27

Whereas too much of the IPL is Baboon on Baboon action.

by lardbucket Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:28

It's not T20, it's T-ball.

by PeterCS Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:30

Trash-Ball?

Thump-Ball?

Twenty-Root?

by lardbucket Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:32

Wrong thread, anyway, this is the thread for all the GOOD things about T20.

* hangs head in shame *

by PeterCS Sat 13 Apr 2013, 02:50

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

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