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Post by lardbucket Mon May 20, 2013 9:36 am

This would be a very short list.

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Post by G.Wood Mon May 20, 2013 9:48 am

the noises the Indian bloke two desks across makes with his nose
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Post by lardbucket Mon May 20, 2013 9:53 am

He's probably just saying hello, you intolerant bigot.

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Post by G.Wood Mon May 20, 2013 9:56 am

If he wants to live in this country he could at least learn the language
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Post by lardbucket Mon May 20, 2013 10:05 am

Be fair, he's only just learning to use the nose.

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Post by tricycle Mon May 20, 2013 10:34 am

Sharts. Just a fantastic fart till a lollipop rolls out


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Post by PeterCS Mon May 20, 2013 10:49 am

Things that could be farts but aren't Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR49oTJ9Z1qktE2ZJGyPeFppV-6ySFCmcSd2cVRFziZI2i4UJxr

Sorry, that came out wrong.
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Post by PeterCS Mon May 20, 2013 10:50 am

Things that could be farts but aren't Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTF7jRbtx7CwhLfLSv3pbm3JvX6Kl3Tz3RfR2JOEW9RO2j4NdnWLg

That does it.
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Post by tricycle Mon May 20, 2013 10:58 am

PeterCS wrote:Things that could be farts but aren't Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR49oTJ9Z1qktE2ZJGyPeFppV-6ySFCmcSd2cVRFziZI2i4UJxr

Sorry, that came out wrong.
Delicate is full of power judging by that

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Post by embee Mon May 20, 2013 4:17 pm

horace
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Post by horace Mon May 20, 2013 5:07 pm

that is because the word "old" is required
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon May 20, 2013 5:11 pm

A queef.
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Post by lardbucket Wed May 22, 2013 12:29 pm

That recent incident in Brighton.

The Poo'n Army.

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Post by skully Wed May 22, 2013 5:01 pm

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Post by Big Dog Wed May 22, 2013 5:44 pm

Things that could be farts but aren't 2Q==
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Post by Big Dog Wed May 22, 2013 5:56 pm

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Post by skully Fri May 24, 2013 7:06 am

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Post by lardbucket Mon May 27, 2013 10:47 pm

could queef, Charlie Brown

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Post by G.Wood Tue May 28, 2013 8:17 am

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Post by lardbucket Tue May 28, 2013 8:20 am

Big Dog wrote:Things that could be farts but aren't Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0Gew7GwW_ZSfcF-P5QvxCWt5pcaqQ5NZgpHhp3oyn47qB4XfBRg

nice ... sort of a queef

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Post by skully Wed May 29, 2013 6:53 pm

This was apparently* a squeaky leotard...

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Post by skully Wed May 29, 2013 7:22 pm

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Post by lardbucket Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:12 pm

Queef Richards.

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Post by lardbucket Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:14 pm

G.Wood wrote:the noises the Indian bloke two desks across makes with his nose

Catarrgh-san! and his Jungle Band!

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Post by PeterCS Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:45 pm

Fanny farts?

Unless you're American, in which case those are just farts.
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