Really Michael? Interesting?
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Really Michael? Interesting?
Michael Douglas reveals he got throat cancer from growling
"Michael Douglas has opened up about his past diagnosis, revealing that oral sex, not smoking or drinking, caused his type of throat cancer.
In a candid new interview with U.K.'s The Guardian, Douglas admits that his illness was caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," the "Behind the Candelabra" star, 68, explains."
Later...
"Michael Douglas' spokesman Allen Burry has released a statement explaining that the actor was just saying that oral sex can cause cancer, not that it necessarily led to his diagnosis. "In a discussion with the newspaper, they talked about the causes of oral cancer, one of which was oral sex, which is noted and has been known for a while now," Burry said."
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Perhaps Catherine Zeta-Jones slapped him and said "how dare you tell the world you caught throat cancer from my vajayjay."
"Michael Douglas has opened up about his past diagnosis, revealing that oral sex, not smoking or drinking, caused his type of throat cancer.
In a candid new interview with U.K.'s The Guardian, Douglas admits that his illness was caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," the "Behind the Candelabra" star, 68, explains."
Later...
"Michael Douglas' spokesman Allen Burry has released a statement explaining that the actor was just saying that oral sex can cause cancer, not that it necessarily led to his diagnosis. "In a discussion with the newspaper, they talked about the causes of oral cancer, one of which was oral sex, which is noted and has been known for a while now," Burry said."
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Perhaps Catherine Zeta-Jones slapped him and said "how dare you tell the world you caught throat cancer from my vajayjay."
skully- Number of posts : 105981
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or not from hers
The One- Number of posts : 9035
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I told him he shouldn't go near that Jennifer Thrush, with her Power of Love.
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Got to feel for Ron Jeremy. Dodgy heart and now certain mouth cancer.
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He always wore a femidom.
PeterCS- Number of posts : 43743
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Have to admit, I thought this thread was going to be about Vaughany, and another of his earth-shattering pronouncements.
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The hard licker got him in the end.
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PeterCS wrote:I told him he shouldn't go near that Jennifer Thrush, with her Power of Love.
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