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Post by skully Tue 04 Jun 2013, 11:04

Michael Douglas reveals he got throat cancer from growling

"Michael Douglas has opened up about his past diagnosis, revealing that oral sex, not smoking or drinking, caused his type of throat cancer.

In a candid new interview with U.K.'s The Guardian, Douglas admits that his illness was caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).

"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," the "Behind the Candelabra" star, 68, explains."


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"Michael Douglas' spokesman Allen Burry has released a statement explaining that the actor was just saying that oral sex can cause cancer, not that it necessarily led to his diagnosis. "In a discussion with the newspaper, they talked about the causes of oral cancer, one of which was oral sex, which is noted and has been known for a while now," Burry said."

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Perhaps Catherine Zeta-Jones slapped him and said "how dare you tell the world you caught throat cancer from my vajayjay." Cool
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Post by The One Tue 04 Jun 2013, 12:22

or not from hers

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Post by PeterCS Tue 04 Jun 2013, 15:04

I told him he shouldn't go near that Jennifer Thrush, with her Power of Love.
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Post by tricycle Tue 04 Jun 2013, 15:10

Got to feel for Ron Jeremy. Dodgy heart and now certain mouth cancer.

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Post by PeterCS Tue 04 Jun 2013, 15:22

He always wore a femidom.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 04 Jun 2013, 15:45

Have to admit, I thought this thread was going to be about Vaughany, and another of his earth-shattering pronouncements.
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Post by lardbucket Tue 04 Jun 2013, 21:27

The hard licker got him in the end.

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Post by lardbucket Tue 04 Jun 2013, 22:04

PeterCS wrote:I told him he shouldn't go near that Jennifer Thrush, with her Power of Love.





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