Always wear your underwear in public
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Always wear your underwear in public
From a Brisbane local paper.
Monday, April 22, 2013
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.
From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
The R.A.C.Q. mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Monday, April 22, 2013
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.
From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
The R.A.C.Q. mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Significantly in pink?
PeterCS- Number of posts : 43743
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Heh, that's worth a chuckle.
Dem Banjos like to travel light.
Dem Banjos like to travel light.
skully- Number of posts : 105984
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Brilliant, and the missus' dedicated to the cause.
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Urban myth
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Just as well it wasn't Steve Waugh.
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Even the first on google. Stupid missus should've given a blowjob
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embee wrote:Urban myth
Crap. It wasin the paper.
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Old as the hills. Glaciated joke.
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