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Post by Henry Mon 08 Jul 2013, 12:58

Huh? So we're back to four day cricket all of a sudden? Ok.....
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Post by PeterCS Mon 08 Jul 2013, 16:00

Fazackhhhherley. Yesterday Lancs were doing a 40-over bash, I thought this was another today. Turns out it's a CC match at Wantage Road. It's all pretty arseways.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 08 Jul 2013, 16:03

Northants seem to fancy Wayne White.

Glad someone does.

And the home side have a White on the field too too. Cam.

So where's White, G, for a White supremacist party? Has he got a knock?
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Post by PeterCS Mon 08 Jul 2013, 16:14

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lardbucket wrote:I was hoping that he or one of the other stats whizzers would be able to provide an answer, sometime.

You could've asked it on the trivia thread and become the new Brian Murgatroyd

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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 08 Jul 2013, 16:50

PeterCS wrote:
So where's White, G, for a White supremacist party? Has he got a knock?

I booed him on Friday night. A big old boo that could be heard heavily above the mediocre clapping that followed his decent spell of bowling. Oh yeah, there was some consternation, but it needed to happen.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 08 Jul 2013, 16:52

Crook is out too?

I was fearing he might be a match winner (no irony or sarcasm intended - he has been one of N'hants best two or three players this season, and probably would have loved another bash at the county that let him go, with bat and/or ball).
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Post by PeterCS Mon 08 Jul 2013, 16:54

Daggett - another possible revenge merchant. Except his performances have been less impressive to date. And he has only one string to his bow(l), usually.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 08 Jul 2013, 16:55

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PeterCS wrote:
So where's White, G, for a White supremacist party? Has he got a knock?

I booed him on Friday night. A big old boo that could be heard heavily above the mediocre clapping that followed his decent spell of bowling. Oh yeah, there was some consternation, but it needed to happen.

Your boo knocked him over and dealt him a knock???


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Post by Gary 111 Mon 08 Jul 2013, 17:23

Brass Monkey wrote:
lardbucket wrote:On that, how often has a single player ever in one innings outscored ALL of his opponents, in two completed innings?

Who do I look like - Skullan Dwally?

As far as i'm aware its happened 5 times in Tests:

The Guv'nor
The Huttonizer
The Don
The Fat Potato
(Matt) The FTB

Hutton was the only player to do the feat playing against another batsman in that list - although Bradman didn't bat in that match (injured both innings)
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 08 Jul 2013, 17:55

PeterCS wrote:Crook is out too?
would have loved another bash at the county that let him go, with bat and/or ball).

He's been injured, he's probably back to fitness, but they didn't want to risk him.

Northants?
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 08 Jul 2013, 17:56

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Your boo knocked him over and dealt him a knock???

I'm hoping it knocked over his swaggering bollock-grabbing.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 09 Jul 2013, 01:41

Brass Monkey wrote:
PeterCS wrote:Crook is out too?
would have loved another bash at the county that let him go, with bat and/or ball).

He's been injured, he's probably back to fitness, but they didn't want to risk him.

Northants?

I suppose Northants is true too. But it doesn't seem to be working that way. And kamikaze strikes against your present team don't usually go down too well.
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Post by horace Tue 09 Jul 2013, 01:48

he is destined for the Essessians....get over it ...or at least hunker down and testify
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Post by Henry Tue 09 Jul 2013, 13:09

Somerset- What a f*cking disaster. Real shambles of a season.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 09 Jul 2013, 16:15

Nat ben drengken enuv zoyderrr ... arrrr.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 09 Jul 2013, 16:16

Lancs batters stumbling around like drunks in a darkened pub, too.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 09 Jul 2013, 18:12

Lancashire should play without openers.



Nasty look to Derby's score.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 09 Jul 2013, 18:15

We're shit. We're 'letting Luke Procter get to 60-odd' shit. That's some kind of shit.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 09 Jul 2013, 19:29

Well, what do we know about cricket, anyway?

I'd be surprised if anyone said they'd see Joe Sayers thrash it around in a T20. The man epitomised the nurdle.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 09 Jul 2013, 22:52

Brass Monkey wrote:We're shit. We're 'letting Luke Procter get to 60-odd' shit. That's some kind of shit.

Procky has found his proper place in the batting, with a bit of bowling. He's one of Lancs' 20-odd non-openers.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 09 Jul 2013, 23:11

Has Trev bigged up Keaton Jennings for England yet?


Or is the past participle "bagged up"? Or "buggered up"?
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Post by horace Wed 10 Jul 2013, 01:53

Look....I think you pomgolian fokldancers have it wrong....Direby, the Essessians, the Pears and the Glammies cop all the acrimony...but what about the likes of the lankies, and the various sexers and somerset?
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Post by Henry Wed 10 Jul 2013, 03:28

PeterCS wrote:Has Trev bigged up Keaton Jennings for England yet?


Or is the past participle "bagged up"? Or "buggered up"?

I'm just surprised and a little sad that once again South Africa have lost one of their brightest young things to England. It's a real problem for them and sooner or later you have to feel it will lead to a drying up of young talent.

Still, if he's good enough, I'd be happy to see him in an England shirt after he's served his qualification period. Seeing as he's Ray Jennings's son, he's probably a bit of a training fanatic.
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Post by PeterCS Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:02

horace wrote:Look....I think you pomgolian fokldancers have it wrong....Direby, the Essessians, the Pears and the Glammies cop all the acrimony...but what about the likes of the lankies, and the various sexers and somerset?

"Read the farqin thread"
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Post by PeterCS Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:06

Kedditch 150*
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