Facebook and Twitter

Hello guys. Long time no see. How do you do?

As you are no doubt maybe aware some of you guys possibly use these websites. Facebook is a social media website where friends, family and acquaintances can communicate with each other, spy on each other, and generally reduce their social group to its lowest common denominator. Facebooks primary user is the predatory male who wishes to perve on his female friends or non-friends.

Twitter is a website used generally by retards to convey non-essential information to the world. It is also used by more serious individuals, including those with a bloated sense of their own importance, to convey non-essential information to the world.

So, some of you guys possibly use these websites. I was wondering if you could clarify for me what is wrong with you?

Please provide details of past diagnoses and current medication where possible.

Thank you goodbye toodles.

https://twitter.com/flamingbails

It never caught on. Probably because I couldn't be arsed to post anything on there.

Still, five followers. Don't know what they're following, but it's all good.

Yeah, and obviously I'm one of those followers. Tweet something FFS! Or try and get some sherbert like Vaughan to re-tweet a link to this forum.

Don't use either - I'm clean as a whistle. I'm so clean - I'm wipe clean. How clean is that? Well 50 blokes have just whacked off on me and alls I'm doing is smelling of bactericidal liquid and a smidge of shame.

Having said that - play on dear fellows. My boss stalks people. I don't agree with that - but I won't mind having a fleeting gawk at super-chebs - so really, who gives a bibble? Gabba gabba hey...

What's got into Augustus?

He used to be such a nice young man.

Dello wrote:https://twitter.com/flamingbails

It never caught on. Probably because I couldn't be arsed to post anything on there.

Still, five followers. Don't know what they're following, but it's all good.

Vilks and Smerkie have to keep it touch somehow.

A mate of mine looked at me as though I was ill when I said that:

a) I wasn't on Facebook
b) I had no intention of signing up for it either

Aye Bas. I get that all the time.

I'm not on either FB or Twitter.

And proud of it.

aye....wild horses, the Monk in full pomp or Taips in his standard toothbrush mo and liederhausen could not drag me to facebook or twitter

horace wrote:aye....wild horses, the Monk in full pomp or Taips in his standard toothbrush mo and liederhausen could not drag me to facebook or twitter

Im on face book as its a good place to avoid horrie

So is Planet Earth most of the time.

rofl....last few posting days before I disappear fo a while

horace wrote:rofl....last few posting days before I disappear fo a while

That's right.

Are you only going to Ireland?

It has long been my view that certain people use this forum as a Facebook page.

Danny does post about his no wipers

I have the same use for TwitFace as Aus cricket hopefully now has for Shane Watson.

What really pisses me off is when media & consumer outlets post exclusive content on their facebook page because they assume everyone has a facebook account. Well...they won't get any of MY business.  

All Hail the recalcitrant fogies!!!!  

but of course Fred and Big Dog are right

The funny thing is that recalcitrant fogies make up most of the facebook market these days

It really is amazing that if you're mature and wise enough, you can use facebook for other things than stalking.

Like tlaking to your friends and family, updates and games

The funny thing about twitter is that YOU control what you see on there, so if all you see on your timeline is idiotic comments...that's all down to you.

JGK

Are you following Scout Willis' work on twitter?

I'm not on twitter. 

But I will check.

here ...nsfw

embee wrote:here ...nsfw

A warning would have been good. The IT nazi's here just went into overdrive.