Re: Skully in the waughs - there goes the post count

by PeterCS Mon 13 Jan 2014, 23:18

The cucumber is related to the watermelon.

It stands to reason.

As well as attention.

by embee Tue 14 Jan 2014, 00:24

PeterCS wrote:The cucumber is related to the watermelon.

It stands to reason.

As well as attention.

.

William Jefferson Cucumber wrote: I did not have sexual relations with that Watermelon

by JGK Tue 14 Jan 2014, 01:30

Nice of JK Rowling to pick a number that skully can count to post circular saw:

Skully in the waughs - there goes the post count - Page 8 Platform

by Bradman Tue 14 Jan 2014, 01:36

hehehe!

by skully Tue 14 Jan 2014, 02:37

JGK wrote:Nice of JK Rowling to pick a number that skully can count to post circular saw:

Hehehe, not bad - and accurate. Very Happy

by embee Tue 14 Jan 2014, 02:39

skully has a new name for a wank

by skully Tue 14 Jan 2014, 02:46

I might have a Hogwarts right now. Cool

by JGK Tue 14 Jan 2014, 03:42

As if you need two hands...

by skully Tue 14 Jan 2014, 03:49

Good point. "Half a Hogwarts"?

by tricycle Tue 14 Jan 2014, 03:51

1 for a broomstick and 2 for the Hogwarts express?

by JGK Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:02

Maybe 9 3/4 is how many seconds it takes?

by lardbucket Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:17

embee wrote:
PeterCS wrote:The cucumber is related to the watermelon.

It stands to reason.

As well as attention.
.

William Jefferson Cucumber wrote: I did not have sexual relations with that Watermelon

Surely that was Blind Watermelon Jefferson ...

Whoever he was, BWJ or Mr Pip, I guess he had to get his instalment of hot seedy sex somehow.

by PeterCS Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:47

Big Watermelon Jimmy, more like.

by lardbucket Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:49

Maybe. I was perhaps attracted to the idea of the famed bluesman Blind Lemon Jefferson morphing to the more mythical Blind Watermelon Jefferson. And of course wondering why they had both become blind ...

by PeterCS Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:52

Blind Melon is Fatboy Slim, surely?

by PeterCS Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:58

*WELL AH'M* sittin' here wonderin'
Will a melon hold ma co'
Well Ah'm sittin' here wonderin'
Will a melon hold ma co'
Ain't got no hard-on
To the ER I mus' go

by lardbucket Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:59

That is meloncholy. Infinite sadness.

by Brass Monkey Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:04

I can take or leave that one, like Melon Kim.

by PeterCS Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:05

Mel Yonex?

by Brass Monkey Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:08

Whoazers. I thought we were punning on musical acts you could fit 'melon' into (leave your Madonna japes here). Its not as credible as Blind Melon or Smashing Pumpkins... sorry to cockblock

by lardbucket Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:13

PeterCS wrote:*WELL AH'M* sittin' here wonderin'
Will a melon hold ma co'
Well Ah'm sittin' here wonderin'
Will a melon hold ma co'
Ain't got no hard-on
To the ER I mus' go

Well, I followed her to the station with hot melon in my hand
Yeah, I followed her to the station with hot melon in my hand
Well, it's hard to tell, it's hard to tell, but my schlong's in pain

by PeterCS Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:14

I thought Melon Kim were a pair of comics?

You'll be on about Pamelon Andersa next.

by PeterCS Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:16

The A&E station?

by Brass Monkey Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:19

I mean, where were you???

by PeterCS Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:23

Probably in a foetal position in the corner, holding my ears.

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