Is the mon-keh off his turnip?

Or rutabaga?

Well.

Does this question need asking?

Turn ip up.

Was he ever on it, and given skulls' musings, what is his favourite vegetable to be off.

I reckon Dan is a straight potato man. Maybe in the jacket, with a dollop of sour cream.

the jacket is straight

Bananas.

It's a chimp's idea of proper veg.

Doesn't strike me as sprouts man. Perhaps more pea and leek.

more likely a radish - as a certain VILenin once observed - a radish is red on the outside but white on the inside

For carbohydrates, I'm a rice man. Battling a potato girl.

Pasta is neutral ground for the armistice.

Don't you hate people who say 'paarsta'?

Almost as bad as the similarly upmarket-Americanised ree-zohhhhhhh-toe.

Started off as a joke on Seinfeld (how nervousness about saying things "right" can make you look pompously shtoopid), but you actually hear it.

And it's just not modern carbs. Quinoa or HTF it's spelt is giving me the shits at the mo.

It's bad enough people serve it but they argue over it's pronunciation.

I had to Google Quinoa, as I'd never heard of it? I see its cereal related to beetroot and tumbleweeds.

What's it taste like then?

a cross between oatmeal and mud made from a slightly acidic clay based soil

So made into a porridge, or eaten like corn flakes with milk and sugar?

The hippies put it in salad and sh1t or use it instead of rice

Ah, cheers. The Google description makes it sound like bitter gravel.

skully wrote:Ah, cheers. The Google description makes it sound like bitter gravel.

google stoopidly flatters the gruel...now used in nursing homes to keep us oldies regular

Nothing like gravel to irritate the bowel, although that'd mean you'd end up with a bag full of pebbles, h, no?

they use something like the strainers (as it were) at the bottom (as it were) of dishwashers

skully obviously not a pom cricketer

From the ECB requested menu Link

Avocado, mango and dill salad with avocado dressing
• Quinoa, cranberry and feta salad
• Chickpea, pistachio and watercress salad
• Fennel and halloumi salad with lemon dressing
• Broad bean, beetroot and pearl barley salad with lime
and coriander dressing
• Plum tomato, basil puree and toasted almond
• Puy lentil, roasted tomato and feta salad
• Baby spinach, mixed leaf salad, raw nut coleslaw

Ate like hipsters, played like hipsters.

I bet most of the squad was dying for a good curry.

Bradman wrote:And it's just not modern carbs. Quinoa or HTF it's spelt is giving me the shits at the mo.

Serves you right for eating it.