Ashes Fantasy Dream Team

I'm sorry, Chris Rogers. You'd gone a whole Test career without a duck, and then ten minutes after I add you to my fantasy team, the record is in ruins.

You've out-Trevved Trev, and out-JGKed JGK.

What is your next bit of dark artistry?

Buggering arseless-chap-wearing midgets after he's snorted a line of coke off their length?

Don't know how that's happened, but I've closed the gap to first this round.

I thought with all the ducks around I might've ended up with negative points this time.

Still bakers dozen's to lose.

FFS ... how am I still leading?

Can I use my 11 remaining trades for the last game?

It's almost time to update; it'd be nice to know who will be playing in the final game.

Still not sure who's playing!

I think you've got me, Dello. You've got Warner and I haven't.

I'm a man down as I didn't change my XI and Hazelwood's gone and gotten himself dropped, the stupid lug.

All to play for.

Not official yet, but I think Lardo has it.

If I'd been a bit more organised, I would've replaced the non-selected Hazlewood with Lyon, but I don't think that would've changed the result.

Second is for the real winners anyway. Who wants to look like they tried? Desperate much? Get a life.

1. bakers dozen
pieman (lardbucket)
6,047 (total points)
47 (overall finishing position)

2. BaylissIrishCream
Dello
5,843
280

3. Gory Hole
Shriram (trike)
5,666
713

4. Suck My Cook
Jay (spangler)
5,540
1,120

5. Gashtastic
Ang
5,276
1,894

6. A Bomber Nation
Martin
5,192
2,086

7. WGAF Chickens
John (Danny/Brass Monkey)
5,130
2,183

8. 99 Probs A Mitch Aint 1
Nathan
5,043
2,310

9. Colostomy Bag XI
Zim
0


In your face, Dello.

And that one change I made after the second game, putting Clarke in for Cook, that was clearly the difference!

We're all terrible tipsters.

Zim called the quality of the series right. No-one deserved a point.

Nath wrote:can I pick 11 Aussies?

Heh.

It was very tight at the bottom.

Congratulations to the Pieman. Much dread of editorial malfeasance proved unfounded. We continue to place untroubled confidence in Our Glorious Leader.

Hurra! ... Hurra! ...... Hurra!









Yez wez all shyte.

WGAF. 

Chickens.

Disappointing that no one called their team, "Smack my Mitch Up'

Get that TM thing going for 2017-18.