Re: The Pub/Beer Thread

by tac Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:39

Oh, we have a covered walk as well . . . right posh.

by Brass Monkey Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:40

tac wrote:Oh, we have a covered walk as well . . . right posh.

Kin 'ell. Moving on up eh? Surprised your royal spiviness could take it! Wink

by tac Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:42

To be honest, I prefer shitting in the open over a fallen tree branch or the like.

by Brass Monkey Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:49

tac wrote:To be honest, I prefer shitting in the open over a fallen tree branch or the like.

Well, I hear there's this fetish club in Sydney that'd be right up your alley(pardon the pun)

by tac Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:52

But I'm not from Sydney . . . I was brought up on a farm about 25 miles from the nearest town, which had a population of 103. I'm a bushy (as opposed to a scrubber).

by Brass Monkey Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:55

tac wrote:But I'm not from Sydney . . . I was brought up on a farm about 25 miles from the nearest town, which had a population of 103. I'm a bushy (as opposed to a scrubber).

Whoa, sounds like "96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY. Freaky as.

by tac Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:56

It seemed almost preternaturally normal at the time . . .

by Brass Monkey Mon 10 Sep 2007, 15:02

tac wrote:It seemed almost preternaturally normal at the time . . .

Suppose it would be. affraid

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:03

tac wrote:But I'm not from Sydney . . . I was brought up on a farm about 25 miles from the nearest town, which had a population of 103.

Most of whom were his siblings . . .

by tac Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:53

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
tac wrote:But I'm not from Sydney . . . I was brought up on a farm about 25 miles from the nearest town, which had a population of 103.
Most of whom were his siblings . . .

Indeed . . . even that seemed normal at the time.

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 11 Sep 2007, 12:08

Phurt.
It wouldn't be normal even in Tassie . . .

by taipan Tue 11 Sep 2007, 12:34

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Phurt.
It wouldn't be normal even in Tassie . . .

There is something classified abnormal in Tassie?

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 11 Sep 2007, 12:42

Heaps of things. Having only one head, for instance.

by taipan Tue 11 Sep 2007, 12:47

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Heaps of things. Having only one head, for instance.

One would assume that most men have at least two.

by Brass Monkey Tue 11 Sep 2007, 12:56

This is the place I was cellar boy for a year. Hellhole. 2,000 people through the doors on a Friday. Bonus: Loads of fit birds, non-Bonus: they were idiots.

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by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:01

You cared about brains at that age? Weird.

by taipan Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:02

Batfink Begins wrote:This is the place I was cellar boy for a year. Hellhole. 2,000 people through the doors on a Friday. Bonus: Loads of fit birds, non-Bonus: they were idiots.

Um, the two terms do sort of run together

by Brass Monkey Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:06

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:You cared about brains at that age? Weird.

taipan wrote:
Um, the two terms do sort of run together

Uhh yeah, but unforch my 'charm' only works with birds who haven't come out 'on the sneer' and bringing up 200+ crates from the far away cellar meant I sweated more - birds with an over-80 IQ could understand that, not sure the bimbos could.

by holcs Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:09

Danny whats that place called?

I'm sure that the hellhole I visited first on my pubcrawl around Northampton at the end of last year?!

by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:15

Batfink Begins wrote:
freddled gruntbuggly wrote:You cared about brains at that age? Weird.
taipan wrote:
Um, the two terms do sort of run together
Uhh yeah, but unforch my 'charm' only works with birds who haven't come out 'on the sneer' and bringing up 200+ crates from the far away cellar meant I sweated more - birds with an over-80 IQ could understand that, not sure the bimbos could.

Surely you're such a hunk that they'd have been swooning over your manly charms even if you smelt like an Aussie . . .

by Brass Monkey Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:18

holcs wrote:Danny whats that place called?

I'm sure that the hellhole I visited first on my pubcrawl around Northampton at the end of last year?!

S'called NB's. Used to be called Decadance. It's all 'Gothic' inside with a cocktail bar etc.

It's down Bridge Street, where all the w*nkstain places are... Fat Cats, Revolutions, Bar Soviet, Balloon Bar, Crush....

**cringes**

by Brass Monkey Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:19

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
Surely you're such a hunk that they'd have been swooning over your manly charms even if you smelt like an Aussie . . .

P!ss and dingoes? No, afraid not.

by tac Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:19

Looks and sounds a lot like the ArtHouse Hotel in SpivCentral.

by holcs Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:20

Batfink Begins wrote:
holcs wrote:Danny whats that place called?

I'm sure that the hellhole I visited first on my pubcrawl around Northampton at the end of last year?!

S'called NB's. Used to be called Decadance. It's all 'Gothic' inside with a cocktail bar etc.

It's down Bridge Street, where all the w*nkstain places are... Fat Cats, Revolutions, Bar Soviet, Balloon Bar, Crush....

**cringes**

Thats the ones. Fit birds who think their great in it.

Only problem is they live in northampton which is the irony. No offense pal, but at least your aware of its failings!

Comedy evening. Great casino, had the ashes on the 16" screens behind the dealer!

by Brass Monkey Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:30

tac wrote:Looks and sounds a lot like the ArtHouse Hotel in SpivCentral.

Northampton = Little Sydney What a Face

holcs wrote:
Thats the ones. Fit birds who think their great in it.

Only problem is they live in northampton which is the irony. No offense pal, but at least your aware of its failings!

Comedy evening. Great casino, had the ashes on the 16" screens behind the dealer!

Aye. Good place to get hammered, not such a good place to walk down the street or generally be around.

You went to the crud casino anyway, the other one's much better, you can play poker with some Triads.

As for the birds, yeah, think they're spesh. The prob is, there's so many munter blokes they have to make do, which hasn't always turned out so bad for me! Laughing

Got 'married' to some sexy Saffie bird the other week who was just glad to get away from some club-foot who'd latched onto her.

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