India v Australia, 5xODIs + 3xT20s, 17 September - 13 October, 2017

Hoss failing at the tough task given to him. 1 off 15 then bowled for the 2nd time in 2 games.

He ain't an opener.

253 looking a long way away.

Bhuvi looks a right purdy bowler when he gets his conditions.

Rohit Ima q*nt Sharma.

Braaaaayyyyy. Donkey can't get past 1. Give him a test berth as nightwatchman

What sort of filthy deal operates between the bnlg and Kjnr that has led to the Donkey.

Nothing like a hat trick to change the course of a match. Well done Kuldeep.

Sweet Baby Jesus, we are shite. 2-85, all out 202 with ferkin 7 overs to spare. And yet we are ranked 3rd in the world at this form.

FMD, TAYPOC.

Just reading the commentary. Aside from Hoss being hopelessly out of place and GCS being shite in India, Aus was cruising until Head lobbed a waist high full toss to midwicket and NoShow lost his head and was stumped. Jumped down the track then, as he so often does, played across the line and was beaten.

Soft qunts.

Tweek was less than impressed in the presser. Said his players need to do something different in the middle (i.e. read "not fail all the farkin time").

Hate to break my embargo on jamodi threads but tweak looked more than a little surly. Probably hoping for some redemption in them to alleviate the odium back home about rates of py v performance.

Presumably Donkey is not bowling while he is opening, while Stain is batting at 6 as he is bowling. Go figure.

Apparently Stain got stuck into E-Coli after the latter took a run when Weed was injured.

Indore weather looks set fair. Ripe for another Aus hiding. [sigh]

apparently it's a high scoring pitch, so safe to say whatever we score won't be enough

Wade & Donkey dropped for Finch & Wank. Aust to bat first.

50 up & no loss after 10 overs. If we can do it how easy will India do it.

Ton to Fink

another smackdown coming up

So 4-50 in the last 9 overs. Piss weak after Lark's effort earlier.

India will absolutely doddle this in.

Can I hear "sweep"??

Spot on Skully, yet another batting collapse followed by India sailing along on turbulent free water.

How poor is our middle order?? It will cost us any chance of regaining the Ashes.

Very comfortable win in the end for the Bannies.

Aye, we needed at least another 30 batting first, and we should've got them only for the shithouseness off our middle order, lead by NoShow, who once again danced down the track and played across the line to be stumped. Dick.

This turkey performs once every 10 innings yet continues to get a gig because of his ferkin "X-factor".

Might win you the Ashes, so hold your horses ...

First match I got time to see. How did Australia not get 300? Sucked horribly in the last ten.

The Stain has to bat higher in the order.