Re: Aus Federal Politics thread (XV)

[skully]

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[Bradman]

Tks 💀. What is an Alcatel in that scheme of things?

[skully]

I believe Alcatels are Android phones.

If it's a smart phone (basically any smart phone that is not an iPhone is Android i.e. the software that runs the thing) you should be able to follow the posted instructions i.e. tap and hold (looooonnnngggg tap) to right click.

[skully]

Instructions bumped for new page.

Q, for an Android...

- Tap: Equivalent to left mouse click.
- Tap-and-hold (long press): Equivalent to right mouse click.
- One-finger drag:
......On the tablet, the one-finger tap-and-drag gesture can be used to select text, or to drag the scroll bar.
......On the phone, the one-finger tap-and-drag can be used to move files by dragging-and-dropping the desired files; or for operating the scroll bars.
- Two-finger tap: Toggle Trackpad mode. Trackpad mode is like the trackpad on a laptop computer, move a finger on iPad screen can move mouse everywhere and able to give left-click or right-click if necessary.
- Two-finger drag: Scroll window.
- Three-finger drag: On your tablet, a three-finger drag will pan the entire screen if it's been zoom in. For example, if the keyboard is open, this would allow you to view what is blocked by the keyboard.
- Two-finger pinch-zoom: Zooms in and out.

[embee]

Been hearing Plibersek on the news all day deflecting for Shorten's shit preferred PM poll result by saying 'he has both an MBA and a Masters of Business Administration'

A great endorsement from the shadow Education spokesperson

[skully]

Oh dear. Pinkos - you gotta love their dumbness.

[horace]

Q, for an Android...

- Tap: Equivalent to left mouse click.
- Tap-and-hold (long press): Equivalent to right mouse click.
- One-finger drag:
......On the tablet, the one-finger tap-and-drag gesture can be used to select text, or to drag the scroll bar.
......On the phone, the one-finger tap-and-drag can be used to move files by dragging-and-dropping the desired files; or for operating the scroll bars.
- Two-finger tap: Toggle Trackpad mode. Trackpad mode is like the trackpad on a laptop computer, move a finger on iPad screen can move mouse everywhere and able to give left-click or right-click if necessary.
- Two-finger drag: Scroll window.
- Three-finger drag: On your tablet, a three-finger drag will pan the entire screen if it's been zoom in. For example, if the keyboard is open, this would allow you to view what is blocked by the keyboard.
- Two-finger pinch-zoom: Zooms in and out.

Wow ... some millennial has nicked Skully's laptop

[Big Dog]

Hello Big Dog

Please refrain from using profane language on the Forum.

Regards

Fromage

Apologies Frommie

[skully]

Q, for an Android...

- Tap: Equivalent to left mouse click.
- Tap-and-hold (long press): Equivalent to right mouse click.
- One-finger drag:
......On the tablet, the one-finger tap-and-drag gesture can be used to select text, or to drag the scroll bar.
......On the phone, the one-finger tap-and-drag can be used to move files by dragging-and-dropping the desired files; or for operating the scroll bars.
- Two-finger tap: Toggle Trackpad mode. Trackpad mode is like the trackpad on a laptop computer, move a finger on iPad screen can move mouse everywhere and able to give left-click or right-click if necessary.
- Two-finger drag: Scroll window.
- Three-finger drag: On your tablet, a three-finger drag will pan the entire screen if it's been zoom in. For example, if the keyboard is open, this would allow you to view what is blocked by the keyboard.
- Two-finger pinch-zoom: Zooms in and out.

Wow ... some millennial has nicked Skully's laptop

Nah h. Google, tis a marvellous thing.

[Bradman]

Been hearing Plibersek on the news all day deflecting for Shorten's shit preferred PM poll result by saying 'he has both an MBA and a Masters of Business Administration'

A great endorsement from the shadow Education spokesperson.

I know MBAs can be relatively short depending on what you've already got after your name but I wouldn't have thought Bill would have been game enough to take any time off once he started up the greasy pole.

[skully]

Shortarse's "50% electric vehicles by 2030" plan has been copping an awful rubbishing in the media. The practicalities of such a typical Pinko "back of the envelope" plan simply don't work.

Pinkos - promising the world, delivering nothing.

[JGK]

2030? Phurt, our house is already 50% EV.

[skully]

Yes, but you're a top 1%er.

The great unwashed can't afford EVs and are unlikely to in 11 years.

[Bradman]

Phurt! The only people the coalition should be talking to about Bill's Ev plan is a copyright lawyer.

[skully]

[Bradman]

He lifted it from Fraudenberg et al. No wonder you had to Google quisling. Bloody techos. No sense of the past, no lateral thinking.😅

[skully]

[horace]

He lifted it from Fraudenberg et al.  No wonder you had to Google quisling.  Bloody techos.  No sense of the past, no lateral thinking.😅

very funny

I blame Skully for Short Pants, ScuMo etc.

I see Minister Potatohead is in strife for having a bang up lunch with a Chinese millionaire lobbying for an Oz passport.

I have no difficulty at all with this provided the Spud did not take money. 

Short Pants is playing on the good old 'yellow peril' fears buried in the psyche of older folk, including Boomers. Of course ScuMo is also happy to play in that pond given the chance. Now where is Sam Dastardly?

[skully]

I blame Skully for Short Pants...

I resemble that remark.

[horace]

I blame Skully for Short Pants...

I resemble that remark.

Phurt. I also blame you for my spilt coffee.

[Bradman]

Skulls attitude towards blame would suggest a large degree of compatibilism and as such his attraction to duality in areas of moral responsibility.

He is a lost soul lurching between determinism and free will and failing to satisfy either.

[horace]

Skulls attitude towards blame would suggest a large degree of compatibilism and as such his attraction to duality in areas of moral responsibility.

He is a lost soul lurching between determinism and free will and failing to satisfy either.

Agreed. Skully needs to consider and resolve the determinism and free will dialectics and come to terms with his ontological vocation.

It would also help if he came to terms with Steve Waugh's red inking.

[Bradman]

Skulls attitude towards blame would suggest a large degree of compatibilism and as such his attraction to duality in areas of moral responsibility.

He is a lost soul lurching between determinism and free will and failing to satisfy either.

Agreed. Skully needs to consider and resolve the determinism and free will dialectics and come to terms with his ontological vocation.

It would also help if he came to terms with Steve Waugh's red inking.

Ahhh yes the tragedy that is ksrs redinking and his denial.  Again this silly belief that determinism and free will are compatible.  But what to do?

I suggest Avicenna (Heraclitus may be a bit much) and cause and effect through to Leibniz and sufficient reason with some Laplace to sooth his inner techo and help him understand both the philosophy and science of blame and it's relationship to his psyche and it's inability to come to grips with Waugh's inflated average.

[skully]

Skulls attitude towards blame would suggest a large degree of compatibilism and as such his attraction to duality in areas of moral responsibility.

He is a lost soul lurching between determinism and free will and failing to satisfy either.

Sweet Baby Jesus!!!!

If I didn't know better I'd assume Q was a lawyer.

[Bradman]

Actually between waiting for my candy crush lives to regenerate and omen betting on the races (just jagged a trifecta on a Ballarat maiden), I dug up some notes from an old philosophy viva which from memory I'd lifted from an obscure paper by a student of Kierkegaard who obviously had taken against his master's religious bent, but was sufficiently obscure as to score a congratulatory for originality.

You'd like Kierkegaard skulls.  Especially his attitude towards subjectivity and truth.

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