Aus Federal Politics thread (VI)

[JGK]

Huh?

[skully]

I don't see anything of note in the article you posted that I hadn't already.

[JGK]

It was a different spin. She challenged his manhood by asking him if he wanted her to microwave his pie. He reacted as any red blooded Aussie bloke would by telling her to GFH. The Gillard reference was all a diversion.


Seriously, she may as well asked him if he wanted to shag her gay son.

[horace]

nothing like a dinky die pie thread

[skully]

It was a different spin. She challenged his manhood by asking him if he wanted her to microwave his pie. He reacted as any red blooded Aussie bloke would by telling her to GFH. The Gillard reference was all a diversion.


Seriously, she may as well asked him if he wanted to shag her gay son.

Er, that was in the article I posted. You simply did a Red and posted an article (one that had already basically been linked). I always post the link, select some text from the linked article and comment on the event outlined in that linked article.

The issue at hand was that a possible future PM did his rag at a shop-owner, over what he thought was a sledge at the Vulture. Poor form.

NTR.

[JGK]

FFS. I responded to your original posting of the story. The story I posted was an amusing take on it all. Sorry for thinking a bitter Tory might have a sense of humour.

[skully]

You didn't comment. Sorry for not reading your mind. The article was almost identical to the one I linked. NTR.

PMSL at the grumpy banker. It's clearly been a long week of the "speak to the hand" by the ATO.

[JGK]

No need to read my mind, just my posts...

PMSL@Krudd MkII

"BILL Shorten has apologised to Melbourne pie shop owner Annie Wong after "a big misunderstanding" over a hot pie.

The man tipped to be Australia's next Labor Prime Minister was accused by store owner Annie Wong of verbally abusing him after she offered to microwave a pie and swearing as he left the shop – a claim Mr Shorten denies.

"Bill Shorten came into my shop, asked for a Boscastle pie, then I say: 'Sold out, sorry,'" Ms Wong told radio broadcaster Neil Mitchell.

Annie Wong said she offered to put a cold pie in the microwave for him, but warned it would be softer.

Mr Shorten told news.com.au that he believed Ms Wong had said to him "It would be soft, like Julia Gillard."

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Heard this on the wireless this arvo.

Allegedly the F-word was definitely dropped. Perhaps he told Annie to "Get farked, you little rat-farker."

And even if she did say what he thought, hardly becoming of a senior Pinko to bark at one of his precious battling Australians. Annie claimed she actually said "It would be soft, I like Julia Gillard."

Meh. She's a small business owner. She's probably exploiting her staff and ripping off the tax man. She deserved it.

[lardbucket]

what does the pie man say?...

put on the skillet

Shorten inbred

[Big Dog]

That sort of response by Shorten would only be justified if she offered to put Soy sauce on the pie instead of Tomato.

[Zat]

A microwaved pie? Can't blame him for being upset at the offer, but then again, if the ALP had supported the Aussie inventors of Micro Crisp back in the 1980s the whole issue would be moot.

Instead they had to sell the product to an overseas mob.

Karma, even long-term karma is a bitch.

[Mick Sawyer]

A microwaved pie? Can't blame him for being upset at the offer, but then again, if the ALP had supported the Aussie inventors of Micro Crisp back in the 1980s the whole issue would be moot.

I'm on the fringes of a little capital raising for some wozzies who've puchased a local patent for a fold up boat. In effect, a tinny made from contemporary lightweight materials that will fold up into a surfboard bag. Should be fun.

[JGK]

It will give Schapelle Corby some new material at least when she gets out of gaol.

[skully]

More outstanding use of taxpayer dollars by the Pinkos

"Transporting double the expected number of asylum seekers around Australia has reportedly cost taxpayers almost $70 million over 11 months."

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Fantastic holiday destination is Australia. We pay for everything, including accommodation, living expenses and transfers.

[JGK]

Aye. Imagine if we spent that cash on elite sportspeople instead. I would be feeling much happier with the world.

[Zat]

A microwaved pie? Can't blame him for being upset at the offer, but then again, if the ALP had supported the Aussie inventors of Micro Crisp back in the 1980s the whole issue would be moot.

I'm on the fringes of a little capital raising for some wozzies who've puchased a local patent for a fold up boat. In effect, a tinny made from contemporary lightweight materials that will fold up into a surfboard bag. Should be fun.

Get the franchise for Indonesia, they're on the hunt for lots of little boats.

[skully]

Aye. Imagine if we spent that cash on elite sportspeople instead. I would be feeling much happier with the world.

$70 mill might buy a few Gold.

[G.Wood]

Zat raised an interesting point the other day (I know I was surprised too)

How many nations above us on the medal table have a Carbon Tax?

[JGK]

Zat raised an interesting point the other day (I know I was surprised too)

How many nations above us on the medal table have a Carbon Tax?

And how many have an unemployment rate of 5.2%?

[Zat]

Zat raised an interesting point the other day (I know I was surprised too)

How many nations above us on the medal table have a Carbon Tax?

And how many have an unemployment rate of 5.2%?

Too many people working to excel at sport? I suppose they have to pay their great big tax on everything somehow. And try to have enough leftover to buy a concrete umbrella for when the sky falls in.

[G.Wood]

Zat raised an interesting point the other day (I know I was surprised too)

How many nations above us on the medal table have a Carbon Tax?

And how many have an unemployment rate of 5.2%?

So it is the pinko's fault as well that life is too easy for our athletes and there is no pressure for places on the team. Is there anything else they can stuff up?

[Big Dog]

As totally & utterly predicted...NBN Blowout

[Mick Sawyer]

It will give Schapelle Corby some new material at least when she gets out of gaol.

**chuckle**

Dumb bint.

[Mick Sawyer]

Zat raised an interesting point the other day (I know I was surprised too)

How many nations above us on the medal table have a Carbon Tax?

There's this place called China.

[Mick Sawyer]

A microwaved pie? Can't blame him for being upset at the offer, but then again, if the ALP had supported the Aussie inventors of Micro Crisp back in the 1980s the whole issue would be moot.

I'm on the fringes of a little capital raising for some wozzies who've puchased a local patent for a fold up boat. In effect, a tinny made from contemporary lightweight materials that will fold up into a surfboard bag. Should be fun.

Get the franchise for Indonesia, they're on the hunt for lots of little boats.

The same group developed a little X wing plane. You may have uncovered a massive opportunity.
We'll have barnaby bodyline tearing around the suburbs alerting the public... they come by air, they come by sea......

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