Cocktail du jour....

by Bradman Tue 26 May 2020, 10:33

....no cocktails tonight....some recommendations....the Josh, a bottle of lukewarm champagne plunged into an ice bucket, hot head cold feet.... alternatively the Josh, a long island iced tea, no-one exactly knows what goes into it including the bartender....the Dutton, armangac, vile crap no-one wants to swallow....or for the connesiurs the ScoMohito, enough sugar to stop a kid from Alabama, but a slightly bitter taste and a good sized hangover....

by Bradman Tue 26 May 2020, 10:34

.. fark me it worked

by Fred Nerk Tue 26 May 2020, 12:48

Ever tried a PH Unbalancer? Equal parts vinegar (white of course), XXXX and Harpic

by JGK Tue 26 May 2020, 13:00

Bradman wrote:....no cocktails tonight....some recommendations....the Josh, a bottle of lukewarm champagne plunged into an ice bucket, hot head cold feet.... alternatively the Josh, a long island iced tea, no-one exactly knows what goes into it including the bartender....the Dutton, armangac, vile crap no-one wants to swallow....or for the connesiurs the ScoMohito, enough sugar to stop a kid from Alabama, but a slightly bitter taste and a good sized hangover....

Surely the Dutton must be part vodka.

by Bradman Tue 26 May 2020, 13:45

Only if it's the cheap crap......though Dutton would be used to that, even shaking down valley hookers and poofs wouldn't run to more than a couple of rounds at the Brunswick.

Before anyone complains I was using historical vernacular.

by skully Tue 26 May 2020, 15:00

Fred Nerk wrote:Ever tried a PH Unbalancer? Equal parts vinegar (white of course), XXXX and Harpic

Sweet Baby Jesus!! Shocked

by lardbucket Tue 26 May 2020, 23:06

JGK wrote:
Bradman wrote:....no cocktails tonight....some recommendations....the Josh, a bottle of lukewarm champagne plunged into an ice bucket, hot head cold feet.... alternatively the Josh, a long island iced tea, no-one exactly knows what goes into it including the bartender....the Dutton, armangac, vile crap no-one wants to swallow....or for the connesiurs the ScoMohito, enough sugar to stop a kid from Alabama, but a slightly bitter taste and a good sized hangover....

Surely the Dutton must be part vodka.

potcheen

by horace Wed 27 May 2020, 03:51

lardbucket wrote:
JGK wrote:
Bradman wrote:....no cocktails tonight....some recommendations....the Josh, a bottle of lukewarm champagne plunged into an ice bucket, hot head cold feet.... alternatively the Josh, a long island iced tea, no-one exactly knows what goes into it including the bartender....the Dutton, armangac, vile crap no-one wants to swallow....or for the connesiurs the ScoMohito, enough sugar to stop a kid from Alabama, but a slightly bitter taste and a good sized hangover....

Surely the Dutton must be part vodka.

potcheen

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