Re: Celebrity Death List MMXXIII/The Death Thread 2023

by Fred Nerk Tue 10 Jan 2023, 23:33

Get set for some truly appalling headlines on the Pell-Hell theme....

by horace Tue 10 Jan 2023, 23:46

Fred Nerk wrote:Get set for some truly appalling headlines on the Pell-Hell theme....

Spot on.

The Dirty Digger stable will go bonkers. Will only pull up short of demanding his canonisation.

by skully Wed 11 Jan 2023, 01:00

Pell, he won't be missed. h & Mr bucket previously nommed him.

All time Noms list in spoiler tags for space reasons.

Spoiler:

by skully Wed 11 Jan 2023, 01:03

Nobody nommed Pell this year.

OP Tipping wrote:Nardo Wick (under 30)
Juan Carlos I (politics)
Ágnes Keleti (sports)
Ezra Miller
Kim Kyong-hui
Mel Brooks

skully wrote:Khamtai Siphandone – Former President of Laos
Benjamin Ferencz – Nuremburg Prosecutor
Walter Mirisch – Producer and Oldest Oscar Winner
Ken Archer - Old Aus ex-cricketer
Kate Keltie – Ex-Neighbours Actress
Dove Windsor - U30 rapper

lardbucket wrote:Tony Bennett
Michael Slater
Vladimir Putin
Oscar Piastri
Peter Bosustow
Will Pucovski

Fred Nerk wrote:David Irving
Elspeth Ballantyne
Alex Jones
Pauline Hanson
Ron Barassi
Kendall Jenner U30

Blackadder wrote:Rupert Murdoch
Phillip Ruddock
Henry Kissinger
Daniel Anderson (Former NRL Coach)
Wanda Sykes
Saucy Santana (U/30 Rapper)

embee wrote:Bruce McAvaney
Peter McConnell
Damar Hamlin
Alannah McTiernan
Andy Taylor
Jesse Hogan

horace wrote:Jack Ginnivan u19 footy player
Barbara Eden
Larry Anthony
Prince Andrew
Richard Pratt
G W Bush

Red wrote:Jimmy Carter politics
Tomiichi Murayama
Neil Harvey sports
Michael J. Fox
Ronald Draper former SA cricketer.
Young Thug (under 30)

MrK, Growls, beams, Nath, Wally, Wombat, Monkeh, others, feel free to have a go. The more the merrier.

by embee Wed 11 Jan 2023, 03:07

Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival
By Belle - January 11, 2023
The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just a little shindig he’s throwing for a long-awaited guest to the pits of internal damnation. Cardinal Pell.

The official advice is that a few bushfires in the SW are causing the smoke cover but we can report that that’s only half true. With a majority of it coming from the lower depths of Dante’s Inferno. A spokesperson for old mate Lucifer told The Times,

“Beelzebub is understandably excited to finally meet the man he’s heard so much about. He wanted to zoom back to the surface to give the surgeon a personal high five but we advised him he had to spruce up the inner sanctum for Pell’s grand arrival”

We took to the streets to ask the public what they thought about this devilish midweek BBQ. Joe, from Vic Park told The Times,

“I don’t really believe in that heaven/hell bullshit but I’m willing to suspend my disbelief for this one. Tell ya what it’s muggy AF today, I’m sweating like Pell’s immortal soul after it heard that heart monitor flatline ha ha”

Similarly, Tash from West Perth had doubts about the wider framework of the afterlife but conceded that if it did exist she’s all for this special lunch, adding,

“Throw another dirty priest on the barbie! As they say. Look, I’m a sceptic but this Satan dude doesn’t sound so bad. He’s apologised and puts on a nice spread by the smell of it”

The HELLebration is expected to wind down by this afternoon and smoke should clear shortly afterward.

by lardbucket Wed 11 Jan 2023, 08:36

He’s the kind of bloke that makes me fantasize that there is a God, and a hell. If only.

by lardbucket Wed 11 Jan 2023, 21:09

Tatjana Patitz, 56, frequently on the cover of Vogue et al in the 80s.

No cause mentioned.

by lardbucket Wed 11 Jan 2023, 22:17

And much more importantly, Jeff Beck. That is shit.

by Red Wed 11 Jan 2023, 23:02

lardbucket wrote:And much more importantly, Jeff Beck. That is shit.

Yes this news just came through. He was only 78.

by horace Thu 12 Jan 2023, 00:10

Wonderful generous musician. RIP

by embee Thu 12 Jan 2023, 00:20

lardbucket wrote:Tatjana Patitz, 56, frequently on the cover of Vogue et al in the 80s.

No cause mentioned.

Breast Cancer

by Red Fri 13 Jan 2023, 01:59

Lisa Marie Presley has passed away following a cardiac arrest.

by lardbucket Sat 14 Jan 2023, 03:29

Robbie Knievel. Survived multiple death-defying record stunts, now gone with pancreatic cancer.

by skully Sun 15 Jan 2023, 00:51

RIP. A bastard of a way to go.

by skully Sun 15 Jan 2023, 00:52

Red wrote:Lisa Marie Presley has passed away following a cardiac arrest.

RIP. Heart attacks must run in the family. Zim informs that both Elvis's parents died young from heart attacks, as dd Elvis himself.

by horace Mon 16 Jan 2023, 17:46

Gina Lollobrigida at 95.

RIP La Lollo

by skully Mon 16 Jan 2023, 22:47

by skully Mon 16 Jan 2023, 22:54

Senator Jim Molan dead at at 72. Didn't even know he was sick. RIP.

by skully Tue 17 Jan 2023, 04:37

RIP Renee Geyer. A ledge of Aus music & a Countdown regular in my formative years.

by skully Tue 17 Jan 2023, 04:38

She died of complication after hip surgery. She was 69.

by Red Tue 17 Jan 2023, 05:14

skully wrote:She died of complication after hip surgery. She was 69.

While she was in hospital it was also discovered that she had inoperable lung cancer. RIP.

by lardbucket Tue 17 Jan 2023, 08:04

horace wrote:Gina Lollobrigida at 95.

RIP La Lollo

She was a stunner.

by horace Tue 17 Jan 2023, 22:49

lardbucket wrote:
horace wrote:Gina Lollobrigida at 95.

RIP La Lollo

She was a stunner.

Once interviewed Castro!

by horace Tue 17 Jan 2023, 23:00

Yikes just read the Pellvert will not be buried until 2 Feb. Apparently* he will lie in State on 1 Feb in some Sydney Cathedral. Should be a real circus if demonstrators and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence rock up.

by lardbucket Wed 18 Jan 2023, 04:27

horace wrote:
lardbucket wrote:
horace wrote:Gina Lollobrigida at 95.

RIP La Lollo

She was a stunner.

Once interviewed Castro!

I saw that. That’ll be why you’re so fond of her!

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