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by skully Thu 07 Dec 2023, 12:00

Lardy will probably scold me for starting this but, meh, it's Forum traffic.

Geez, the Stars are shit. Very good on paper, very bad on performance. NoShow didn't show for 23.

SAffie Snoozer Colin Munro belted them for 99* off 61 with 5 zaks to set up a 3-214 scoreline, then the Brisvegas Heat bowlers rolled the Melbourne tripe for just 111, with Schweppervensence grabbing 3-23 . Cool

by lardbucket Fri 08 Dec 2023, 05:28

skully wrote:Lardy will probably scold me for starting this …

I’d have to care about it …

Entirely focused on T1 and the current warm-up match.

by lardbucket Fri 08 Dec 2023, 05:56

More importantly, maybe - start 3 more topics and that’s 2000 you’ve started. Double the next most prolific topic starter. A few of the ‘top 10’ no longer post here.

by Nath Fri 08 Dec 2023, 08:07

skully top bottoming with the massive wank thread Laughing

by skully Fri 08 Dec 2023, 09:56

Yeah, pretty embarrassing.

Hey Nath, what do you reckon about Tay Tay's Time Mag Person of the Year award??

by Nath Sat 09 Dec 2023, 02:52

skully wrote:
Hey Nath, what do you reckon about Tay Tay's Time Mag Person of the Year award??

makes zero difference to my life, even as a Swiftie.

by skully Sat 09 Dec 2023, 06:14

Knew you were a Swiftie, reason I asked.

by embee Mon 11 Dec 2023, 03:56

A cracking start to the Babel

A blow out with a Melbourne team failure
A closeish game with a Melbourne team failure
A wash out
A cancelled game with a Vomit cover failure

Cant wait for Lardy's report of the game from his back yard tonight

by skully Mon 11 Dec 2023, 05:16

embee wrote:A cracking start to the Babel

A blow out with a Melbourne team failure
A closeish game with a Melbourne team failure
A wash out
A cancelled game with a Vomit cover failure - what a farkin schemozzle that was

Cant wait for Lardy's report of the game from his back yard tonight

by lardbucket Mon 11 Dec 2023, 06:20

A BBL 20-20? No chance, might have to sort out my sock drawer. Test match Thursday though; bring it on.

by skully Mon 11 Dec 2023, 08:03

lardbucket wrote:A BBL 20-20? No chance, might have to sort out my sock drawer. Test match Thursday though; bring it on.

Update in the Odd socks thread or on the Spare Forum, pls.

by embee Fri 22 Dec 2023, 00:52

Tom Curran gets a 4 game ban for intimidating an umpire

Sounds serious

looks innocuous

apparently called the umpire a f**khead

going to appeal the ban

theres footage around of the incident

by skully Fri 22 Dec 2023, 05:08

What a dickhead thing to do. The ump asked him not to run on the pitch after he ran through on the wicket after a practice run up. He then did it again, dodging the ump on the last stride, then called him a farkhead. I reckon a certain stocky Wozzie umpire might've coathangered him.

What a dill.

by lardbucket Mon 22 Jan 2024, 12:40

Odd sock update: threw a few out.

I’m sure some of the rabid Bauble devotees (wherever they are) could have found a use for them, so I’m feeling slightly guilty.

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