Massive Wank 2019-2020

Heat struggling chasing a middling 8-172 by the Sydney Thunder at the Gabba - currently needing 50 off 22.

Behold the Golden Crap..err Cap
https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/the-golden-cap-is-meant-to-be-a-reward-ferguson-doesnt-think-so-bbl-best-moments/news-story/cb3d032db6a2bac741bdb32cd961bc10

LOL. What pony-tailed numpty thought that up??

Just let the lads play cricket, you tools.

skully wrote:LOL. What pony-tailed numpty thought that up??

Just let the lads play cricket, you tools.

Remember this is the competition that brought us the bat flip, instead of a coin toss.
BBL and gimmicks.

Give them some $5k if they wear the Golden Cap and give the eventual winner $50k and see if it's not his colour

That's a vicious slur on the integrity of t20 cricketers. Well done.

Fergie has already renamed it the Golden Nob.

Meanwhile, at the SCG, the Perth Fizzers have set the Spiv Pinks just 132. They are currently 0-42.

Is this still on?

Interminably, over the Aus summer.

Has anyone broken the world record for number of pointless sixes yet?

Sorry, MAXXERS. I meant to say maxxers. "Sixes"! - so passé.

Melbourne Rentboys vs Sydney Thunderpants. Could be close?

God I hate that term. They were still using it st the Gilly after a seven had been scored

Bradman wrote:God I hate that term.  They were still using it st the Gilly after a seven had been scored

I think the first time I heard it used was at the IPL. I blame the silly NZ commentator

Green Spivs go 2 from 2 by chasing down the 170 set by the Bleak City Reds.

UK and Hales did most of the heavily lifting.

Is this shyte over yet?

Even my go to radio station has been infected by the Tower of BBL.

Surprised †o learn Hales got a visa to enter the country. Hope his bags were checked.

At least they've chopped back it's length. Still farking over the shield though. (sighs) Sign of the times, better get used to it

Sixers lost 7/13 to hand the game to Canes in the Alice.

Big Dog wrote:Sixers lost 7/13 to hand the game to Canes in the Alice.

Haha. I was driving from one side of Melbourne to the other. The journey took 1 1/2 hours. Turned on the radio and heard the description of the collapse. Seems that Meredith, Milenko and the little leggie import bowled beautifully.

As soon as it became clear the Spivs were relying on Silk to get them home, there loss was inevitable. I do not know why Silk plays T20. He is very limited but correct but has negligible ability to score boundaries. His innings mainly consisted of 1s and 2s. Easy to see why the Horrors don't employ him.

horace wrote:

Big Dog wrote:Sixers lost 7/13 to hand the game to Canes in the Alice.

Haha. I was driving from one side of Melbourne to the other. The journey took 1 1/2 hours. Turned on the radio and heard the description of the collapse. Seems that Meredith, Milenko and the little leggie import bowled beautifully.

As soon as it became clear the Spivs were relying on Silk to get them home, there loss was inevitable. I do not know why Silk plays T20. He is very limited but correct but has negligible ability to score boundaries. His innings mainly consisted of 1s and 2s. Easy to see why the Horrors don't employ him.

Specialist fielder

Match called off due to smoke with Thunder on top.

skully wrote:Match called off due to smoke with Thunder on top.

This was a shame. PM ScuMo, newly returned early from his 40 days and 40 nights in the Hawaii Wilderness was on hand to present a trophy * to the winning team.

* the trophy is a life size turkey made of coal.

I’ve only seen half a game of it so far and I’m alreaady bored.

Although that was some catch by Chris Jordan last night.

JGK wrote:I’ve only seen half a game of it so far and I’m alreaady bored.

Although that was some catch by Chris Jordan last night.

lol

I was in a pub last night having a counter tea. The BBL was on the big screen and none of us paid it a moment of attention.

Real cricket fans find BBL/IPL etc tedious.

The great unwashed love it. Meh, it helps fund the Test team's activities, so I no complain.