OH GOD, OH GOD, LET IT BE TRUE

JUST 16 months after retiring from Test cricket, Shane Warne has dramatically opened the door for a comeback.

Warne offers Ashes return

You always are true, aren't you?

You changed it, you little sodpot!

You're going to have to break MacGill's legs first.

I'm sure that can be arranged.

"If Stuey MacGill fell over and broke his leg, and there were no other spinners around, and Ricky came out and said, 'Mate, can you please help us out for this one-off tour? We need you', that is something I would weigh up," he said.

Kinda reads as though he is suggesting someone should organise an "accident" for MacGill.

Like I said...

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:You're going to have to break MacGill's legs first.

Where does the queue start?

I dunno why we're all mentioning Macgoo, he'll get crocked half way through this current Windies tour and Casson will step up along with Dougie Bollinger and they will take Australia to new heights of Fame!

Macgill's limbs in crisis.

eowyn wrote:You always are true, aren't you?

You changed it, you little sodpot!

snigger

doremi wrote:Macgill's limbs in crisis.

In limbo?

I hear MacGill may actually celebrate a wicket on this tour.

taipan wrote:

doremi wrote:Macgill's limbs in crisis.

In limbo?

A leg-break.

doremi wrote:

taipan wrote:

doremi wrote:Macgill's limbs in crisis.

In limbo?

A leg-break.

he might even have to watch his googlies . . .

"The reason I retired was to spend time with my kids. I was also sick of international touring here there and everywhere, other commitments, and team meetings.

"If you could just turn up and play Test cricket, that would be cool. I would definitely consider that. At this stage, it is a fairytale."



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Invader Zim wrote:I'm sure that can be arranged.

The trick is going to be the timing. Can't do it too early because Warney won't want to play against anyone else.

Can't do it too late that he doesn't have time to get some form.


I'd say around March 2009 should be just right.

Just hit C4 on the faves list by accident. and found that in the last hour this thread has drawn more response than their whole forum since about the 10th of last month.

McGill ~ Buckaroo of Australia ?

*Buckaroo* wrote:McGill ~ Buckaroo of Australia ?

Nah, he's way more popular . . . and can play cricket . . .

Well, let's hope his Indian paymasters in the IPL wring out every drop of energy from him before despatching him off to Lord's for the start of the Ashes series next year!

Frankly, he shouldn't return.
He went out at the top - and should be remembered thus.
Unless of course, he's been choked by the Chucker's new world record and want's to get the prize back!!
More fool him ....

I'm popular.

And I have good strong thighs and stronger shoulders, so i can be a decent fast bowler.

Merlin wrote:Well, let's hope his Indian paymasters in the IPL wring out every drop of energy from him before despatching him off to Lord's for the start of the Ashes series next year!

Frankly, he shouldn't return.
He went out at the top - and should be remembered thus.
Unless of course, he's been choked by the Chucker's new world record and want's to get the prize back!!
More fool him ....

Excuse me Warney is absolutely adored in India. There is no way we will come inbetween his agenda of showing England their place in cricket again.

Well, how farkin good would that be. But I'm not gonna hold my breath, just yet. If it gets closer and he is still playing some competitive cricket and MacDill's form is shite, then hell yeah.

*Buckaroo* wrote:

Merlin wrote:Well, let's hope his Indian paymasters in the IPL wring out every drop of energy from him before despatching him off to Lord's for the start of the Ashes series next year!

Frankly, he shouldn't return.
He went out at the top - and should be remembered thus.
Unless of course, he's been choked by the Chucker's new world record and want's to get the prize back!!
More fool him ....

Excuse me Warney is absolutely adored in India. There is no way we will come inbetween his agenda of showing England their place in cricket again.

Is that the royal "we" Buckeye?

You ain't paying his wages mate ... and, as his employer shelling out a few million bucks for a few circus performers,
if it were me, I'd make damned sure I got my ounce of flesh from my minions, no matter how much the royal "we" adored him !!

>>I'd make damned sure I got my ounce of flesh from my minions

they did surely want him to play next year for them as well .. no ?