Tips for the soccer WC in SA in 2010 ......

Guys please get used to these now so we do not embarrass ourselves during the 2010 world cup!!!

Gauteng is making itself respectable and it's our duty to help as far as we can.

Therefore, job titles will be "upgraded" (as was approved in parliament) and we have to familiarise ourselves with these titles just in case some foreigner is listening when we are talking....

NEW JOB TITLES IN THE NEW SOUTH AFRICA in preparation for 2010!!!

Murderer : Population Stabilizer

Orphan : Independent Youngster

Beggar : Financial Gatherer

Cleaner : Hygiene Specialist

Rapist : Senior Practitioner in Sexual Practices

Gardener : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager

Receptionist :Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Specialist

Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer

Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician

Temporary Teacher :Associate Tutor

Tealady : Refreshment Overseer

Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Technician

Watchman/security : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or

Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer

Prostitute : Practical Sexual Relations Officer

Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer

Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist

Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist

Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager

Cook : Food Preparation Officer

Do Not Forget:

Unemployed :Township Management

Gossiping :Research Management

Do beer drinkers get a job title too?

leg glancer wrote:Do beer drinkers get a job title too?

Unfortunately not unless you want to try out the local brew - you might be called Magaue (mynah would know the correct spelling of that).

leg glancer wrote:Do beer drinkers get a job title too?

Beverage Establishment Income Managers?

skully wrote:

leg glancer wrote:Do beer drinkers get a job title too?

Beverage Establishment Income Managers?

I shall forward your input to the management of the WC 2010

Barley and Hops Converters

take a round ball?

embee wrote:Barley and Hops Converters

Converted Barley and Hops Converters.