Where is Jay Patel?

He was great, with his chips and "Pakistani conspiracy". I want him back.

He's a member, isn't he?

I suppose he'll show up at some point...

No comment!

What about Gain, River End Green, smegged99, StraightBat and Tetrapack? Did leave a message for Gain and smegged99 re FB on C4, but was deleted.

Rob I wrote:He was great, with his chips and "Pakistani conspiracy". I want him back.

You were also asking where Lags was.

Do you miss them or something?

Where is Jay Patel?

Tick your appropriate choice :

Last seen ............
(a) streaking across the M6 north of Coventry.
(b) swimming with the penguins in the Antarctic.
(c) setting up a dentist practice for Great Whites (that's sharks, in case of doubts!)
OR,

(d) does anyone give a rat's ar*e

e) he joined on Saturday, posted twice, hasn't been back since.

taipan wrote:

Rob I wrote:He was great, with his chips and "Pakistani conspiracy". I want him back.

You were also asking where Lags was.

Do you miss them or something?

I miss Jay. He was OK. His duels with bliks were amusing.

f) Keeled over at the huge strain of having chips on both shoulders

JKLever wrote:f) Keeled over at the huge strain of having chips on both shoulders

I was just waiting for the chips to come in! suprised no one has mentioned the kebabs yet.

Makaveli wrote:

JKLever wrote:f) Keeled over at the huge strain of having chips on both shoulders

I was just waiting for the chips to come in! suprised no one has mentioned the kebabs yet.

Well he was the chippiest forummer since the beginning of chipdom!

I quite liked him when he talked about cricketing matters. Made sense.

doremi wrote:I quite liked him when he talked about cricketing matters. Made sense.

Only when it concerned India.

Merlin wrote:

doremi wrote:I quite liked him when he talked about cricketing matters. Made sense.

Only when it concerned India.

Otherwise, he was at his most chippy when displaying his rabid anti-englishness.

I think he made an appearance during Jellybeangate just for the sake of it :cyclops:

Anyhoo.... come back Jay Patel, I promise to ignore you.

JKLever wrote:

Merlin wrote:

doremi wrote:I quite liked him when he talked about cricketing matters. Made sense.

Only when it concerned India.

Otherwise, he was at his most chippy when displaying his rabid anti-englishness.

I think he made an appearance during Jellybeangate just for the sake of it

Anyhoo.... come back Jay Patel, I promise to ignore you.

I may be wrong JKL, but I think you've disabled smilies in your profile.

Anyhoo.... come back Jay Patel, I promise to ignore you.

I promise not to.

doremi wrote:

JKLever wrote:

Merlin wrote:

doremi wrote:I quite liked him when he talked about cricketing matters. Made sense.

Only when it concerned India.

Otherwise, he was at his most chippy when displaying his rabid anti-englishness.

I think he made an appearance during Jellybeangate just for the sake of it :cyclops:

Anyhoo.... come back Jay Patel, I promise to ignore you.

I may be wrong JKL, but I think you've disabled smilies in your profile.

Nah, its just the board being a bit funny, I can see it when you've quoted me but not my own! Strange...

Press the 'Preview' box after typing out your new message and the smileys appear to the left.

In the profile page, click on the preferences tab and enable smilies. Worth a try, unless you can't be bothered.

preview your post before sending it. If the smilies aren't there, give it a whack with a hammer.

Or learn to express yourself without the aid of emoticons like what intelejent peepool like me done.

Dello wrote:preview your post before sending it. If the smilies aren't there, give it whack with a hammer.

Or learn to express yourself without the aid of emoticons like what intelejent peepool like me done.

Word. Delmarrrrrrrrrrrrn

Now I feel really small.

Screw you guys... emoticons are my life.

:| :neutral: :laule: :laule:


MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!

JKLever wrote:Now I feel really small.

Screw you guys... emoticons are my life.

The great smell of Brut, Afros and emoticons are your life, deary.