Re: Brass Monkehh Tribute Thread

by JKLever Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:15 pm

Merlin wrote:
PeterCS wrote:What about 5 Boycott forward defensives?

Better still, 5 Michael Vaughan forward defensives from the past 18 months.

Bowled through the gate...

by PeterCS Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:37 pm

Five times over would be unsuitable for public viewing.

by PeterCS Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:39 pm

FFS!!!!

The aliens have landed!
(instead of the rotating star fleshpots)

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:12 am

It's KnightRider you brute. If getting a Knight Rider avatar can't encourage people to go for 10k, nothing can.

It's probably the best thing Dello has ever done.

by JKLever Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:15 am

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:It's KnightRider you brute. If getting a Knight Rider avatar can't encourage people to go for 10k, nothing can.

I'm not seeing 'Knight Rider' I'm seeing a camp Cylon....

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:17 am

I might agree with you if I knew what a Cylon was. Is it that black dude who was on Star Trek many years ago? He had some funky glasses which looked like that.

Also looks a bit like Cyclops from X-Men.

by PeterCS Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:20 am

Couldn't there be customized avatar tops?

Five wise monkeys for Dan ... see no evil. hear no evil. speak no evil, feel no weevil, wank no eel ...

by JKLever Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:21 am

[quote="Lara Lara Laughs"]I might agree with you if I knew what a Cylon was. Is it that black dude who was on Star Trek many years ago? He had some funky glasses which looked like that.[/quote]

Oh FFS, you live a sheltered student life.....

by PeterCS Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:21 am

I thought it was Bender for a moment.

by Anniyan Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:47 am

Congrats Danny

by Brass Monkey Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:48 am

Anniyan wrote:Congrats Danny

Don't worry, you'll get there soon! Very Happy

by Chivalry Augustus Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:49 am

Congrats Brass Monkey, you are a qunt without a life just like the other 100 or so of us who spend too much time on here. You have taken it to a whole new level of quntitude and that takes some doing - ask Adolf Hitler. Congratulations.

by Brass Monkey Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:50 am

Augustus wrote:Congrats Brass Monkey, you are a qunt without a life just like the other 100 or so of us who spend too much time on here. You have taken it to a whole new level of quntitude and that takes some doing - ask Adolf Hitler. Congratulations.

I dunno. I mean, I get qunted 4 or 5 times a week. I'm just fortunate to have a huge brain and a huge liver. I'm cool, me. Ask tac's mum.

by Brass Monkey Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:51 am

Oh, and I'm damned f*cking quick at posting. And I'm so f*cking chirpy, I'll actually speak about something, instead of posting "Victor Meldrew has found the fountain of youth" stylees.

by Chivalry Augustus Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:55 am

If I found the fountain of youth, I would take cover with a sniper rifle and bring all future seekers to their doom with a single bullet. It would seem the fitting end to somebody who was so afraid of dying that they pursued the fountain of youth. Anyone who accidentally discovered it, well - it just wouldn't be their ****** day, would it?

by Brass Monkey Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:56 am

Augustus wrote:If I found the fountain of youth, I would take cover with a sniper rifle and bring all future seekers to their doom with a single bullet. It would seem the fitting end to somebody who was so afraid of dying that they pursued the fountain of youth. Anyone who accidentally discovered it, well - it just wouldn't be their ****** day, would it?

What if they just innocently just wanted to watch cricket for eternity? Or shag birds?

Noble reasons.

by Chivalry Augustus Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:58 am

The latter would be ignoble because they'd be stealing them from me. If they came bearing gifts for his noble highness Augustus, bringer of life and death alike, I might consider their cases on individual merit. Any Australians would die as soon as the first rustic notes had passed from their foul mouths.

by Brass Monkey Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:00 am

Augustus wrote:The latter would be ignoble because they'd be stealing them from me. If they came bearing gifts for his noble highness Augustus, bringer of life and death alike, I might consider their cases on individual merit. Any Australians would die as soon as the first rustic notes had passed from their foul mouths.

Well, overall that's pretty shellfish and megalomaniacal of you. I think you should write a letter to 'Dear Deirdre'. She'd be able to help you out.

by Chivalry Augustus Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:02 am

I have always been narcissistic and megalomaniacal. Hence Augustus. There's nothing wrong with it until you start killing people. Even then there's nothing wrong with it as long as you have enough power to be immune. Life is a careful balance between reason and desire consonant with the power you wield.

by Brass Monkey Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:09 am

Augustus wrote:I have always been narcissistic and megalomaniacal. Hence Augustus. There's nothing wrong with it until you start killing people. Even then there's nothing wrong with it as long as you have enough power to be immune. Life is a careful balance between reason and desire consonant with the power you wield.

Well, let's hope you don't get trapped in your own reflection or you'll be f*cking glass for the rest of your damned eternal life. Then I'll Nelson Muntz you from wherever I am.

Then tea bag you.

by PeterCS Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:04 am

A friend for life for BM? *

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:58 pm

Did someone mention the Fluoride Treatment?

by Brass Monkey Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:59 pm

Nope. A Donkey Punch? Well.... maybe.

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