Wierd African sh!t
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Wierd African sh!t
by Bradman Tue 16 Sep 2008, 01:48
Bored senseless so checked some of the news sites.
A Nigerian Imam has been detained for having 86 wives which is apparently 82 more than you're allowed to have. FFS One is hard enough. He was arrested in some sh!thole where he was living with the women and his, wait for it, 170 children. Good thing he doesn't need access to our child care system eh.
In the Democratic (for that read extremely brutal and fascist) Republic of the Congo 11 people died at a riot at a soccer match after one of the goalkeepers apparently used witchcraft to put a curse on the opposition team. Jebus! 5 million odd people dead after years of civil war and they still think up unusual ways to kill each other.
A Nigerian Imam has been detained for having 86 wives which is apparently 82 more than you're allowed to have. FFS One is hard enough. He was arrested in some sh!thole where he was living with the women and his, wait for it, 170 children. Good thing he doesn't need access to our child care system eh.
In the Democratic (for that read extremely brutal and fascist) Republic of the Congo 11 people died at a riot at a soccer match after one of the goalkeepers apparently used witchcraft to put a curse on the opposition team. Jebus! 5 million odd people dead after years of civil war and they still think up unusual ways to kill each other.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by skully Tue 16 Sep 2008, 06:51
Oh look, it's taily Mk II.
Just what we need.
Just what we need.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by Merlin Tue 16 Sep 2008, 06:51
It's weird that you're wired to spellcheck, Redeye.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by Merlin Tue 16 Sep 2008, 06:53
skully wrote:*Snap*
Classis yesterday when Redski actually spellchecked the tail ...
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by Merlin Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:24
skully wrote:Fark that Merls, how about them Gunners??
Dream start skulls ... no airs, no graces, no £150 million sitting on the bench, no bible punching from the likes of a deranged Jock critizing clubs for overspending on individual players (!!yes he actually DID) - just beautiful touch football from a bunch of youngsters in typical Wenger style.
The Gunners biggest problem however, is the depth (and lack) of supporting players ... if injury hits again as it did last season, we're farked.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by skully Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:26
Nice summation. And aye, once the hammy, knee and achilles niggles creep in, the boys may do it tough.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by taipan Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:27
skully wrote:Oh look, it's taily Mk II.
Just what we need.
What is it with Aussie women?
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by Merlin Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:37
What is it with Aussie women?
Men have sports cars as an extension of their appendage ....
..... certain Aussie women have spellcheck or a dictionary by their side.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by embee Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:40
Merlin wrote:
What is it with Aussie women?
Men have sports cars as an extension of their appendage ....
..... certain Aussie women have spellcheck or a dictionary by their side.
What does that say about KKK?
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by taipan Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:41
embee wrote:Merlin wrote:
What is it with Aussie women?
Men have sports cars as an extension of their appendage ....
..... certain Aussie women have spellcheck or a dictionary by their side.
What does that say about KKK?
The same as LLL?
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by tac Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:43
Merlin wrote:
What is it with Aussie women?
Men have sports cars as an extension of their appendage ....
..... certain Aussie women have spellcheck or a dictionary by their side.
For tails it's the only dic she'd get . . .
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by skully Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:49
Inside two minutes. Slow by your high standards. 
That was, of course, from when I read Merls response to taips.
That was, of course, from when I read Merls response to taips.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by tac Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:55
I wasted a good 30 seconds wondering whether to include Red in the sledge . . .
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by Guest Tue 16 Sep 2008, 07:59
Well, in my Western Morning news paper, it says a bike was stolenBradman wrote:Bored senseless so checked some of the news sites.
A Nigerian Imam has been detained for having 86 wives which is apparently 82 more than you're allowed to have. FFS One is hard enough. He was arrested in some sh!thole where he was living with the women and his, wait for it, 170 children. Good thing he doesn't need access to our child care system eh.
In the Democratic (for that read extremely brutal and fascist) Republic of the Congo 11 people died at a riot at a soccer match after one of the goalkeepers apparently used witchcraft to put a curse on the opposition team. Jebus! 5 million odd people dead after years of civil war and they still think up unusual ways to kill each other.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by Red Tue 16 Sep 2008, 09:08
Merlin wrote:
What is it with Aussie women?
Men have sports cars as an extension of their appendage ....
..... certain Aussie women have spellcheck or a dictionary by their side.
I don't need a spellcheck, I was always A++++ at spelling and top of my class. Many men on the other hand do need cars to compensate for...
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by Merlin Tue 16 Sep 2008, 09:19
.... your preferrence for being on top.Red wrote:Merlin wrote:
What is it with Aussie women?
Men have sports cars as an extension of their appendage ....
..... certain Aussie women have spellcheck or a dictionary by their side.
I don't need a spellcheck, I was always A++++ at spelling and top of my class. Many men on the other hand do need cars to compensate for...
Fixed.
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Re: Wierd African sh!t
by Basil Wed 17 Sep 2008, 02:15
Red wrote:Merlin wrote:
What is it with Aussie women?
Men have sports cars as an extension of their appendage ....
..... certain Aussie women have spellcheck or a dictionary by their side.
I was always a complete cross-dressing bitch at school
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