Friday Funny

This is pretty lame but blends real life with a joke that is so old it got a telegram from the Queen.

One night qm3 , living in one of his favourite third world shitholes, does his lock-up and checks on his security guard, Jeremiah. Jeremiah seemed to be in a happy mood and reported that all was quiet on the Western Front. qm3, noticing that Jeremiah was twirling his gun around in a lame attempt at a John Wayne impersonation and has glassy eyes, asks him to cease and desist.

"WTF is wrong Jeremiah."

"I's is smoking marijuana for the first time in my life Boss."

"Ahha! Maybe you should get some sleep."

"Not until the curfew kicks in Boss. Dem rascals are tricky qunts."

"Yeah look I'm pretty sure I can survive the night so lets just holster the weapon and go to bed."

All of a sudden Jeremiah drops to his knees, raises the gun and Bam.Bam he's dropped two people in the street.

"Jesus Christ! WTF are you doing. Curfew's not for a half an hour."

"I knows that Boss, but I know where dem qunts live and they woukld never have made it home in time."

If it wasn't so scary, it'd be funny . . .

Aye, I'm not convinced it is a joke rather than an actual occurrence in ???'s past.

No the last part's a joke, though I've had souped up security guards before. Mind you when I used to work for the dark side I had a boss who was so pissed off at losing a contract he threw a grenade into a bar on the way to the airport.

Tf the TPLAC didn't have an Air Force.

Any politician who uses the words "...You know ..." followed swiftly by "... I know ..." in mid sentence as an explanation of an issue he/she clearly knows SFA about is nothing short of dangerous if elected to high office.

Reminds me of an asinine little pr!ck some 11 years ago in this country whose wife offered her mouth as a model around which the Lord's Media Centre was designed.

Palin just comes across as Barbie-doll pretty but awfully dense where it matters.

Wromg thread Ithink, mate. Thoug a good point.

Yeah Brads, I only realized that after posting .. just scrolled down and typed after having seen the Palin "interview" !!

Liked the joke!

Actually I didn't realise that was a video and have just listened to it. Sounds like she's gearing up to invade Canada if things go pear shaped with Vlad.

i give up

that's what happens when you try to post a friday funny on a thursday

ffs

Other Global Facts (to get away from the gloom n doom) ... as calculated by and published by "reliable sources".....

At any given moment:

Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse......

Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.....

Fact: 37,000,000 are getting or giving oral sex.
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Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading this.