Possible excuses from the losing finalists:

India



1. Yuvis elbow was a little sore from hitting all those sixes

2. Sreesanth fractured his jaw while trying to out stare Hayden

3. Bhaji broke his leg when he "broke" into a bhangra

4. Sehwag collided with his runner while going for the drinks trolley



Pakistan



1. Salman was feeling lonely so we let him in

2. Tanveer wrong footed himself, bowled with his right hand and hit Shoaib Malik by mistake

3. Asif wanted to see what it was like to bowl in the final overs

4. Nazir decided to get rid of his runner

5. Physio did a cartwheel at the BEGINNING of play, thus knocking out Younus, Misbah and what was left of Fawad Alams teeth

"Its a tactical ploy, we lost on purpose so we can alway
improve, if we had won then there would be no point in playing T20 ever
again"