one for RD

Mad Wife Disease

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

“What was that for?” he asked.

“That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it.” she replied.

“Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.” he explained. “Oh honey, I'm sorry,” she said, “I should have known there was a good explanation.”

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to he asked, “What was that for?”

“Your horse called.”

Thirtysixred dogfood or what?



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Last I heard he had bought it a root

RD is known for his equine amity.

I can't believe I told such a lame joke. Though I was cooking one Sunday when my work mobile rang and i asked Mrs qmy to answr it. After the phone hit me in the head I asked her what the problem was.

"It's Inga from Sweden."

Stupid hippie bitch had been asking about permits and someone had posted my work number on some backpacker website.

Bradman wrote:

Thirtysixred dogfood or what?



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embee wrote:Last I heard he had bought it a root

Now a mum

G.Wood wrote:

Bradman wrote:

Thirtysixred dogfood or what?



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embee wrote:Last I heard he had bought it a root

Now a mum

Filly or colt?

boy

'One for RD'

Wonder if he thought qmy had managed to find a blind hooker for him there.

embee wrote:Last I heard he had bought it a root

So the horse did better than the owner?

G.Wood wrote:boy

Should put up the breeding and see if we can come up with a decent name.

bodyline wrote:

G.Wood wrote:boy

Should put up the breeding and see if we can come up with a decent name.

already decided

moneymunchingpackchaser

but it is a 3/4 brother to Bobadah

Wasn't it going to be Thirtysixred Tape?

G.Wood wrote:

bodyline wrote:

G.Wood wrote:boy

Should put up the breeding and see if we can come up with a decent name.

already decided

moneymunchingpackchaser

but it is a 3/4 brother to Bobadah

Isnt that too nmany letters?

Bradman wrote:

G.Wood wrote:

bodyline wrote:

G.Wood wrote:boy

Should put up the breeding and see if we can come up with a decent name.

already decided

moneymunchingpackchaser

but it is a 3/4 brother to Bobadah

Isnt that too nmany letters?

Could just call it "A Wife" then

Apt. But would you know?

No, but they are female and they are all the same

Bitter man!

I prefer realist

Glass half empty hey?

I am lucky to half fill any receptacle so, Aye.

Hehehhe!

Was this an unexpected turn for this thread?

Zat wrote:Was this an unexpected turn for this thread?

Would anything surprise you here.