World cricket's best lookers.

Or, as Henry has put it, the gayness thread.

Guys don't be shy to vote in your hearthrobs.

Cook (minus the eyeliner he seems to apply)
Dhoni (all-round sex appeal)
KP (great physique, bedroom eyes and a naive arrogance)
Morkel (a mixture of rustic appeal and blond blue-eyed quintessence)
AB (the innocent schoolboy kind of look)
Bond (good looking in a conventional regular featured manner)
Flintoff (blend of brewing menace and blond innocence)
Gayle (cool, muscular and sexy)
Steyn (intangible X-factor, unusual looks but would polarise people)
Oram (raw power, dependable)

Of ones who are popular among the women, I think Michael Clarke is very overrated, likewise Jimmy Anderson. Stuart Broad is too girly and looks ready to break into pieces any minute. Lee is good-looking in a conventional way but there's something irritating about him. MJ's tongue accessory and poor bottom teeth are off-putting. Harmison has potential but any hunk value is offset by wimpiness.

Sadly my Aussies are generally an ordinary lot.

Bell is captain of the fuglies.

Ironically, Ian Bell has a cracking bird.

My wife is a big fan of Daniel Vettori.

She was pretty impressed with me the 3 days I knew her . . .

I personally think that D Steyn is one of the ugliest cricketers in the world.

who are those horsefaced inbred arsewipes posted above ?

*Buckaroo* wrote:who are those horsefaced inbred arsewipes posted above ?

sourav and sachin.

I thought Red was a boy?

Nah, Red's a chick.

If I had to go all Brokeback mountain it'd be Stuart Broad for the pretend he's a girl angle and oddly Steve Harmison for the whole just let things go and love a manly man thing. I think he'd struggle to hit my erogenous zones consistently though.

Daniel Vettori is number one heartthrob in my immediate clan.

Ishant Sharma is pretty hard on the eyes and so is Chris Gayle.

Sachin is pleasant looking. Harby is sly.

It just goes to show how incredibly chauvanistic people on the thread are in not mentioning one woman in the whole thread.

Isa Guha...

Rosalie Birch...

Those two pics are of Mark Cosgrove and Rikki Clarke I assume. It flatters the former somewhat as he's put on a lot of weight of late.

Vettori is the thinking woman's man but he's too much of the serious, accountant type. Another, along with Jimmy Anderson who is overrated. If he was as smart as some think, why couldn't he have plotted a way to finish the Bangers off quicker in the second innings? His predecessor certainly had his fans.

I met some women today who are looking forward to going to the cricket later this year just to see the Morkel brothers. It seems this pair is a real hit with lots of females. They all want to marry them. Albie's a bit of a runt compared with Morné.

I vote for Graeme Smith.

WTF is a "thinking woman's man"?

Naeem wrote:I vote for Graeme Smith.

Just to be provocative.

JB wrote:WTF is a "thinking woman's man"?

Another woman?

furriner wrote:

JB wrote:WTF is a "thinking woman's man"?

Another woman?

Are you people being deliberately obtuse?

We just had a lesbian start working at our office last week. She doesn't look like a lezzo though, but apparently it's one way traffic on the wrong side of the road. shame really, as i'd like to tap that. Anyway, what were we talking about again?

Henry wrote:We just had a lesbian start working at our office last week. She doesn't look like a lezzo though, but apparently it's one way traffic on the wrong side of the road. shame really, as i'd like to tap that. Anyway, what were we talking about again?

Men are obsessed with lesbians.