Season's End

That's it. I'm finished for the year now. What a crap season it was, pouring it down with rain for most of June and July it never seemed to get started.

Time to get the golf clubs out, I suppose.

Yeah. Apart from golf is sh!t.

Batfink Begins wrote:Yeah. Apart from golf is sh!t.

He meant to beat his wife with . . . didn't he?

tac wrote:He meant to beat his wife with . . . didn't he?

Hmmm, no. I don't think he's from Yorkshire.

tac wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Yeah. Apart from golf is sh!t.

He meant to beat his wife with . . . didn't he?

You know the advice about not carrying a weapon in case it gets turned back on to you...?

Well. That's the danger with my wife.

Shoeshine wrote:

tac wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Yeah. Apart from golf is sh!t.

He meant to beat his wife with . . . didn't he?

You know the advice about not carrying a weapon in case it gets turned back on to you...?

Well. That's the danger with my wife.

Indeed.

I do feel fed up with the season finishing though. Granted that golf is indeed sh1t, what can I do to fill the winter months?

Not a footie fan then?

There's always a shIt load of crickeet on Sky over the winter anyway

Shoeshine wrote:I do feel fed up with the season finishing though. Granted that golf is indeed sh1t, what can I do to fill the winter months?

Call TGM ... he's got a few numbers he can off load for free, as he wont be using them on his return Down Under!

Merlin wrote:

Shoeshine wrote:I do feel fed up with the season finishing though. Granted that golf is indeed sh1t, what can I do to fill the winter months?

Call TGM ... he's got a few numbers he can off load for free, as he wont be using them on his return Down Under!

Horrie

Can you interpret this gibberish for us?

JKLever wrote:Not a footie fan then?

There's always a shIt load of crickeet on Sky over the winter anyway

Oh, I can watch sport, no problem with that. But i find the gym really boring, so I tend to be fit in the summer and put weight on in the winter. I need a sport to play really, and I'm too old for football, and was never good enough anyway.

Hence the golf idea. Though whenever I play golf I tend to play immaculate cover drives across the people playing the previous hole...

Is sweating loads out over the wrist a sport? That should lose you a few lbs.

Batfink Begins wrote:Is sweating loads out over the wrist a sport? That should lose you a few lbs.

You skinny idiot . . .

Batfink Begins wrote:Is sweating loads out over the wrist a sport? That should lose you a few lbs.

But not, except in a few exceptional circumstances, a competitive one...

embee wrote:

Merlin wrote:

Shoeshine wrote:I do feel fed up with the season finishing though. Granted that golf is indeed sh1t, what can I do to fill the winter months?

Call TGM ... he's got a few numbers he can off load for free, as he wont be using them on his return Down Under!

Horrie

Can you interpret this gibberish for us?

Consult your calculator.

tac wrote:
You skinny idiot . . .

Well, you've got to keep in shape. You never know when the robots are going to cause Armageddon.

Shoeshine wrote:But not, except in a few exceptional circumstances, a competitive one...

Yeah, my mates once played 'Pass the Biscuit', or 'Soggy biscuit' as it was affectionately known. I just really wasn't up for it.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Yeah, my mates once played 'Pass the Biscuit', or 'Soggy biscuit' as it was affectionately known. I just really wasn't up for it.

Oh dear. Must've tasted pretty bad.

Gary 111 wrote:
Oh dear. Must've tasted pretty bad.

Not sure. I didn't want to spend x amount of minutes in a room with 5 or 6 lads whacking off.

I hate domestic football and I'm no rugby fan either. Other than cricket my passion is motorsport. Both of which have their off seasons from October/November until March.

Not that I'm really bothered about standing in the cold and the rain anyway.

Motorsport is sh!t.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Gary 111 wrote:
Oh dear. Must've tasted pretty bad.

Not sure. I didn't want to spend x amount of minutes in a room with 5 or 6 lads whacking off.

Oh sorry, must his misinterpreted 'I really wasn't up for it..."!

watersports are fun . . .

Gary 111 wrote:Oh sorry, must his misinterpreted 'I really wasn't up for it..."!

Yeah, I probably wouldn't have been. I can't fathom many things less arousing than being in a room with a few lads 'getting down'.

tac wrote:watersports are fun . . .

Yeah... they aren't that fun though really.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Gary 111 wrote:Oh sorry, must his misinterpreted 'I really wasn't up for it..."!

Yeah, I probably wouldn't have been. I can't fathom many things less arousing than being in a room with a few lads 'getting down'.

tac wrote:watersports are fun . . .

Yeah... they aren't that fun though really.

Not much.... not off the Bournemouth or Torquay coast in mid january!

Merlin wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:

Gary 111 wrote:Oh sorry, must his misinterpreted 'I really wasn't up for it..."!

:lol: Yeah, I probably wouldn't have been. I can't fathom many things less arousing than being in a room with a few lads 'getting down'.

tac wrote:watersports are fun . . .

Yeah... they aren't that fun though really.

Not much.... not off the Bournemouth or Torquay coast in mid january!

WTF? You have a very strange idea of watersports . . . .