OT: Favourite Current Television Programme?

Dello wrote:Never seen it - but like you, heard the "raves".

And Alison Brie is tasty. And I don't even normally like cheese.

She's bonny.

Now I want a brie and bacon sanga. And to watch more eps. Only one of those things is possible in my current sitch. Canadian bacon c'est terrible. Don't believe the hype.

How can anyone get bacon wrong? What are Canadian pigs made out of? Bears?

Beavers.

Yorkie Jill wrote:Beavers.

Killed that conversation.

Yorkie Jill wrote:Beavers.

Is not liking the taste of beaver why you didnt go further in womens cricket?

^ Point. Winner!

taipan wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:Beavers.

Killed that conversation.

**chuckle**

embee wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:Beavers.

Is not liking the taste of beaver why you didnt go further in womens cricket?

hmmmm. I guess it had to be said. Trev must not be online.

taipan wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:Beavers.

Killed that conversation.

Aye. Intentional. I like bacon.

embee wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:Beavers.

Is not liking the taste of beaver why you didnt go further in womens cricket?

heh heh. Yes. I didn't pass the gay test. My dislike of beaver and eating it meant despite my awesome* talents, I was shunned by the world of women's cricket.

*mediocre.

Meh I bet you still looked good soaping yourself up in the shower after the match.

Yorkie Jill wrote:

taipan wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:Beavers.

Killed that conversation.

Aye. Intentional. I like bacon.

Did for dello as well. Hasn"t been sighted since

Brass Monkey wrote:Meh I bet you still looked good soaping yourself up in the shower after the match.

Oh yeah. My soaping was good and hetero. If there was a county team for that? Maybe.

taipan wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:

taipan wrote:

Yorkie Jill wrote:Beavers.

Killed that conversation.

Aye. Intentional. I like bacon.

Did for dello as well. Hasn"t been sighted since

He's probably baffled, as I am, that he didn't mention beaver first.

I was eaten by a bear.

I'm sure that you get messaged if your name is mentioned.

Yorkie Jill wrote:
Oh yeah. My soaping was good and hetero. If there was a county team for that? Maybe.

Oh, I wasn't implying anything. Plus I don't even know what you look like. But I reckon you probably look good all soapy. Still, I think I've got some sort of soapy / shower fetish thing going on. So I'm not to be trusted.

well if the face and body are covered with soap bubbles, and there's no massive excess of...blubber, i'm sure most women, and men, could look fit.

Well, the soap does drip off. It's not really all about the soap.

F*ck men right off. They're all hairy and grim and bollock-abundant. They're right down my list. I'd probably relish watching a frog have a shower before those grim specimens. Urgh.

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, the soap does drip off. It's not really all about the soap.

F*ck men right off. They're all hairy and grim and bollock-abundant. They're right down my list. I'd probably relish watching a frog have a shower before those grim specimens. Urgh.

Sucking up to Fromage again.

Well, I'd see him shower out of curiosity, whilst becoming immensely grimmed out by his scrote - and the string of garlic around his neck.

so it's about the water running over...curves? Just not the curves of a scrote.

Welllll, it's hard to say. With anything one likes it's difficult to ascertain why you like it, you just know you do. I've tried to psychoanalyse all of 'nuances', but at times I baffle myself. All I know is it makes me think about pitching a good old tent.

a'ight, a'ight, I get it. I think. For me, there's nothing sexy about a team of girls showering together, a few at a time. It's muff-tastic, and therefore not to my taste.

Guys in the shower can never be sexy if they are nekkid. Even the most attractive guy in the world would have to be wearing some nice tight boxer briefs. There are nice penises, kind of, but I do not believe there are nice balls. It's just impossible. I for shiz find a naked woman easier to look at.

ANYway, tv shows. yes. I'll be watching a new ep of CSI tonight because I have a long time Texan crush on George Eads. He's faf. And Ted Danson has been pretty good as the new head of the lab. As a character an'all.

Does Youtube count as teev? I watched Graham Thorpe and Flintoff's partnership highlight reel from Christchurch 2002. That was mega enjoyable. Not new, but good.

Now I have to go revise horse diseases for an exam tomorrow. Wil have to not watch Community t'night.

Don't frighten the horses, Jill. ...

(good luck!)

basically, they all cause death if you don't vaccinate. Happy times.

All creatures great AND small.

Are you studying for something?