Are England using their British Asian players.....

.....as some sort of security measure? What the hell is the deal with Adil Rashid travelling with the squad to India but apparently "not being in the reckoning for selection""? And then there's Amjad Khan's left field selection. Do they think that the terrorists are less likely to target an England squad with numerous Pakistani names in it?

I'm sure we could make an English Pakistani XI. At least then some Pakistanis would be playing test cricket.

Clearly they're a human shield. Amjad Khan has no other worthwhile qualities.

Generally these Pakistani sounding names to represent England have been quite rubbish

Kabir Ali
Usman Afzal
Aftab Habib
Saj Mahmood
Owais Shah
Amjad Khan
etc etc etc

Lets face it...
the English are racist against the white players because thats the only reason why such horrible brown players are selected ahead of them.

He wouldnt even be that good at that. At least if you had Key out there he would take the brunt of a bomb blast.

Clamson wrote:He wouldnt even be that good at that. At least if you had Key out there he would take the brunt of a bomb blast.

If you were designing a human shield, Ian Blackwell would be the ideal template.

Dello wrote:

Clamson wrote:He wouldnt even be that good at that. At least if you had Key out there he would take the brunt of a bomb blast.

If you were designing a human shield, Ian Blackwell would be the ideal template.

Or Ian Austin. I remember watching his waddle-ups to the crease and wondering how he made it that far.

Clamson wrote:

Dello wrote:

Clamson wrote:He wouldnt even be that good at that. At least if you had Key out there he would take the brunt of a bomb blast.

If you were designing a human shield, Ian Blackwell would be the ideal template.

Or Ian Austin. I remember watching his waddle-ups to the crease and wondering how he made it that far.

Or you could use Blackwell and Austin at the same time to block out sunlight and thus cause a new ice age

You could get drowned in blubber though...

Basil wrote:

Clamson wrote:

Dello wrote:

Clamson wrote:He wouldnt even be that good at that. At least if you had Key out there he would take the brunt of a bomb blast.

If you were designing a human shield, Ian Blackwell would be the ideal template.

Or Ian Austin. I remember watching his waddle-ups to the crease and wondering how he made it that far.

Or you could use Blackwell and Austin at the same time to block out sunlight and thus cause a new ice age

Solution for global warming then?

Clamson wrote:

Basil wrote:

Clamson wrote:

Dello wrote:

Clamson wrote:He wouldnt even be that good at that. At least if you had Key out there he would take the brunt of a bomb blast.

If you were designing a human shield, Ian Blackwell would be the ideal template.

Or Ian Austin. I remember watching his waddle-ups to the crease and wondering how he made it that far.

Or you could use Blackwell and Austin at the same time to block out sunlight and thus cause a new ice age

Solution for global warming then?

England should hire Daren Lehmann as a coach. He'd be great as a human shield.

Zat wrote:
England should hire Daren Lehmann as a coach. He'd be great as a human shield.

errr...they are racist against white people

Zat wrote:

Clamson wrote:

Basil wrote:

Clamson wrote:

Dello wrote:

Clamson wrote:He wouldnt even be that good at that. At least if you had Key out there he would take the brunt of a bomb blast.

If you were designing a human shield, Ian Blackwell would be the ideal template.

Or Ian Austin. I remember watching his waddle-ups to the crease and wondering how he made it that far.

Or you could use Blackwell and Austin at the same time to block out sunlight and thus cause a new ice age

Solution for global warming then?

England should hire Daren Lehmann as a coach. He'd be great as a human shield.

HFR(H)S.

Ramesh Powar to be given to England as a sign of goodwill and gratitude.

Surely this is the chance that David Sales has been waiting for?