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Post by Zat Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:44



Seriously, how the...?

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Post by DJ_Smerk Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:47

Coooool
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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:01

Brill!
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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:05

That's an amazing contortionist I reckon.
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Post by Zat Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:06

Or some bloke with no legs.

Or two midgets.

Or I'm too tired.

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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:17

If it's some bloke with no legs then there has to be a bloke with legs and no body!

Midgets don't have normal sized arms and legs.

I think a contortionist and a set of false legs he can slip his real legs inside.
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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:17

Oh and you're definitely too tired.
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Post by Zat Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:19

eowyn wrote:I think a contortionist and a set of false legs he can slip his real legs inside.
So how does the leg move on its own?

Now my brain hurts.

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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:23

Remote control, it only moves once straight up and down when detached. You're distracted by the real midget while the real legs are pulled up out of the false legs while the masked bloke is stood by the trolley.

I'm making this all up as I'm going along BTW.
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Post by Zat Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:57

You should go into politics. Or finance. They seem to make stuff up as they go along.

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Post by Guest Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:59

Well, I reckon they've got someone like Rosemarie Siggins, HERE and HERE (She gets around on a skateboard) and a dwarf in a pair of long trousers. The person like Rosemarie Siggins then sits on the dwarf's head. Simple Laughing

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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:33

Very possibly, the top half stays on the dwarf's head really well when they jump at the end in that case!
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Post by Guest Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:35

You know how little things can tickle you . . . ?!

Yes, the end bit was done very well. The dwarf must have a very flat head.

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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:37

Or the top half has a sucker attachment!
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Post by Zat Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:41

eowyn wrote:Or the top half has a sucker attachment!
I married someone like that once. Wound up sucking away every cent I had...

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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:54

They're called leaches......

That's it! It's two leaches inside automata!
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Post by Guest Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:00

Maybe Velcro.

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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:10

The dwarf has a velcro hat and the body velcro 'pants'? Might work but I think there could be a danger of velcro failure with a very enthusiastic jump.
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Post by Guest Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:15

Look, I have a chest infection and every time I laugh I have a coughing fit and wet myself . . .

I wonder how the dwarf would breathe.

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Post by Zat Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:17

Demelza wrote:I wonder how the dwarf would breathe.
With its respiratory system. Duh.

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Post by eowyn Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:20

Through the trouser fly?
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Post by eowyn Sat 28 Feb 2009, 06:50

Still wondering about this..... It can't be midgets and dwarves. It's half a human and robot legs.
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Post by Zat Sat 28 Feb 2009, 10:52

Maybe it's real magic and he genuinely cuts the bloke in half with a rubber chainsaw and there's no bleeding because the cut was made with rubber...

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Post by freddled gruntbuggly Sat 28 Feb 2009, 11:07

Most people have a full measure of life and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up at one time, in one place, you can accomplish something glorious.
A quick death?
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Post by Zat Sat 28 Feb 2009, 11:42

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:
Most people have a full measure of life and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up at one time, in one place, you can accomplish something glorious.
A quick death?
Your time is limited, make the most of every minute tails.

It's a great line from a really shit movie.

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