Re: 2009 Shield Final thread: Vile Vixen v Buggered Billies

by embee Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:03

COYO Vomits 1/28 vs the Bulls

Silent Les has the wicket ....TAYPODGE and GDWVT the not out batsmen

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:11

Brad's chance to cement his place for the Ashes? ...

by Zat Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:12

It'd go with the cement boots he wears while batting.

by skully Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:14

Farkin PMSL. The biggest girl in Australian cricket just dropped a sitter at 2nd slip. Watson spills Rogers off Roy. Waste high, slightly to his right, floated to him, and he grassed it. Farkin sook.

1000 here we come.

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:15

Could Oz put out a team of Ginja Ninjas for the Ashes?

(and still win ..)

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:19

Podge has a Test av of 56. No to be sniffed at. Should be considered.

by skully Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:22

PeterCS wrote:Podge has a Test av of 56. No to be sniffed at. Should be considered.

Zat has it right, Pete. TAYPODGE is a lead-footed FTB who dines out on First Class attacks. His 50+ Test average is purely courtesy of an unbeaten 200 on the WACA Hwy that was so flat that Warney couldn't bowl out the Saffies in the last 4 sessions.

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:23

What's happened to NSW?? To judge by all the Test caps they garner, and with class to spare, they should be owning the Shield.

by skully Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:23

PeterCS wrote:What's happened to NSW?? To judge by all the Test caps they garner, and with class to spare, they should be owning the Shield.

Nice subject change, Pete.

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:24

skully wrote:
PeterCS wrote:Podge has a Test av of 56. No to be sniffed at. Should be considered.
Zat has it right, Pete. TAYPODGE is a lead-footed FTB who dines out on First Class attacks. His 50+ Test average is purely courtesy of an unbeaten 200 on the WACA Hwy that was so flat that Warney couldn't bowl out the Saffies in the last 4 sessions.

Oh, right. I just thought, maybe stats don't lie ...

by embee Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:25

Hopeless 116 FC wickets at 31.93
Cutting 10 @ 37.30
Laughlin 6 @ 65.83
Doran 38 @ 54.47

The Vomits are home and hosed

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:25

skully wrote:
PeterCS wrote:What's happened to NSW?? To judge by all the Test caps they garner, and with class to spare, they should be owning the Shield.
~~Nice~~ Rather obvious ~~subject~~ bait change, Pete.

by skully Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:27

They definitely lie on this occasion. He was dropped on 14, scratch his way to 100 then started to look OK then threw the bat as a declaration loomed.

It was as lucky as it was ugly early on.

by skully Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:28

embee wrote:Hopeless 116 FC wickets at 31.93
Cutting 10 @ 37.30
Laughlin 6 @ 65.83
Doran 38 @ 54.47

The Vomits are home and hosed

Especially when they keep giving the 2nd highest scorer this season lifes. Rogers just did his best to run himself out but the throw was just wide.

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:30

What about this Queensland fellow who mixes tricky offies with pretty useful medium pace? Must be a prospect? Can bat a bit too, I see.

And he would up the ethnic quota.

by embee Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:30

What number Shield will this be for Vomitia?

The engraver may as well do it now and he can have next Wednesday off

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:31

embee wrote:Hopeless 116 FC wickets at 31.93
Cutting 10 @ 37.30
Laughlin 6 @ 65.83
Doran 38 @ 54.47

The Vomits are home and hosed

Roy omitted? Disciplinary?

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:33

Voms taking their time.

by Zat Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:33

embee wrote:What number Shield will this be for Vomitia?

Who cares right now? I'm sure they'll spend the next year reminding us of it.

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:34

Watto takes a blinder and consigns Hodge to international history!!!

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:34

Zat wrote:
embee wrote:What number Shield will this be for Vomitia?
Who cares right now? I'm sure they'll spend the next year reminding us of it.

Horrie is sharpening his fangs as we speak.

by Zat Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:35

PeterCS wrote:Voms taking their time.

They'll bat for five days if they can. There should be a 160 over limit for the first innings of each team. And 80 overs for the second.

by OP Tipping Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:35

27.

On the other hand, this will only be the second time the Vics have won the Shield since they introduced a final match, in 1983.

Not that I am saying they are chokers.

by PeterCS Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:35

Step right up to the Ashes selection plate, Mr Dussy.

by embee Fri 13 Mar 2009, 01:35

PeterCS wrote:
embee wrote:Hopeless 116 FC wickets at 31.93
Cutting 10 @ 37.30
Laughlin 6 @ 65.83
Doran 38 @ 54.47

The Vomits are home and hosed

Roy omitted? Disciplinary?

Roy is playing ...and bowling mediums ...but if you lose to a team relying on that ...or Simpson or Watto (if he's allowed to bowl) ....then the Vomits should be made to move to South Australia

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