Favourite Chocolate Bar

Cadbury's Flake for me at the moment!

ahem




You don't like to take a twirl then??

I am voting for Bounty. Because I am in that sort of mood. I came, searching for paradise on FB, etc.

I had a "Topic" phase in my early 20s.

Can't beat a finger of Fudge, though.

It's just enough.

Where's Ange?



The thing is, this is the sort of thread where I would be likely to change my vote on a regular basis.

A bit like Merls on a thread about Mick. Or holcs on a discussion of the merits of Belly.

PeterCS wrote:

Sasha wrote:

PeterCS wrote:Go on. I dare you.

You have to post on it then,

deal.

I will vote for Bounty. I am in that sort of mood today. Searching for Paradise, etc.

Bounty?!?!!?! What the F*CK?

SHITTEST excuse for a chocolate bar. Ever. It insults the likes of Snickers, Boosts etc. by being on the same shelves as them.

Oh, and at the moment I like Boosts, for longevity I'd go for Snickers and I'm also quite partial to a Kit Kat Chunky (peanut butter variety of course).

(Or indeed Bob on Matty P. Talk about indecisive mealy-mouthedness.)

Dello in fudgepacker shock.

I'm a minimalist in terms of chocolate. Can't beat a Dime bar.

Bournville Dark Chocolate.

JKLever wrote:Dello in fudgepacker shock.

I'm a minimalist in terms of chocolate. Can't beat a Dime bar.

Excellent choice, definately in my top 5.

vilkrang wrote: Bounty?!?!!?! What the F*CK?

SHITTEST excuse for a chocolate bar. Ever. It insults the likes of Snickers, Boosts etc. by being on the same shelves as them.

You can't fool me. It's not about the chocolate for you, is it? That's just an excuse. You're just looking for a fight, mate.

You want to get yourself off to Nottingham city centre, you do.

vilkrang wrote:

JKLever wrote:Dello in fudgepacker shock.

I'm a minimalist in terms of chocolate. Can't beat a Dime bar.

Excellent choice, definately in my top 5.

Bloody HELL!!! The Teeth Splinterer.

You don't know if you are cracking the Daim, or it is shattering you.

Basil wrote:Bournville Dark Chocolate.

Elegant. But a bit sickly.

Crunchie.

Double Decker.

Basil wrote:Bournville Dark Chocolate.

Urgh. Dark chocolate is for people with no taste buds. Coffee drinkers, no doubt.

Crunchie. Good call. TFIF.

Double decker. A bit of a dog's breakfast of bars, throwing everything at you that a factory can synthesise. Makes a Mars bar look simple.

PeterCS wrote:

vilkrang wrote: Bounty?!?!!?! What the F*CK?

SHITTEST excuse for a chocolate bar. Ever. It insults the likes of Snickers, Boosts etc. by being on the same shelves as them.

You can't fool me. It's not about the chocolate for you, is it? That's just an excuse. You're just looking for a fight, mate.

You want to get yourself off to Nottingham city centre, you do.

I once nearly had a fight with someone outside a night club about world of warcraft. That was weird.

Back on topic, you can't go too far wrong with a crunchie.

I thought you were going to say "... about a chocolate bar."

Stranger things have happened.

Curly-Wurly.

If you ate a turd you couldn't make more of a mess afterwards...

Cadbury's Milk Chocolate bar straight from the fridge.

JKLever wrote:Curly-Wurly.

If you ate a turd you couldn't make more of a mess afterwards...

Flakes are messier I would say. Probably have the edge in the taste department though so it's a hard call. I'll go with the flake given the choice.

vilkrang wrote:

Back on topic, you can't go too far wrong with a crunchie.

Anything that gives you options in the way you approach eating it is a winner.

You can bite the sides of a Crunchie off, exposing the honeycomb, or you can suck the chocolate off, then suck the honeycomb down to a little stump, or you can dive in, old school, and just eat the f*cking thing.

JKLever wrote:Curly-Wurly.

If you ate a turd you couldn't make more of a mess afterwards...

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Sasha wrote:Cadbury's Milk Chocolate bar straight from the fridge.

Anything straight from the fridge. Melty chocolate is like handling a dirty protest.

Galaxy - straight from the fridge.

vilkrang wrote:

JKLever wrote:Curly-Wurly.

If you ate a turd you couldn't make more of a mess afterwards...

Flakes are messier I would say. Probably have the edge in the taste department though so it's a hard call. I'll go with the flake given the choice.

I know your game. You're just trying to suck up to Sasha mate.

Green & Blacks new one, straight from the freezer.

Delight, as it fuses your palate in brainfreeze.