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Post by Demelza Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:21

Far too much snoozy sports chat on here. How on earth do you expect all the women that have been chased off to want to post here?

Three great sayings I've heard in recent times that I particularly like. Can't believe I hadn't heard them before.

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.
It's as rare as rocking horse sh!t.
You can't educate Pork.

Your favourites, please?
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Post by Brass Monkey Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:55

'Suck my balls'.

'You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't'.

My favourite 80's saying is 'Eat shit and die'.
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Post by Demelza Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:58

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Post by LeFromage Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:15

Don't whizz on the electric fence.
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Post by Big Dog Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:21

Excuses are lke @rseholes, everyone has one.
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Post by PeterCS Sat 14 Apr 2012, 00:01

"If arseholes had wings, this place would be an airport."
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Post by taipan Sat 14 Apr 2012, 07:15

Get #%^*%# horrie
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Post by lardbucket Sun 15 Apr 2012, 01:18

Demelza wrote:Life's a bitch and then you die.

life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease

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