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Post by mynah Fri 04 Sep 2009, 13:51

At least you get to know what effect the stuff has on you. It is usually those who only drink occasionally who make fools of themselves at office parties, not the regular sinners. Now, if you're from an Islamic country where the strong stuff is strictly forbidden, you may want to read this cautionary tale... Embarassed
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Post by PeterCS Sat 05 Sep 2009, 00:41

tbh, "in front of a crowd of excited onlookers" is the highlight.
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Post by PeterCS Sat 05 Sep 2009, 00:44

You could also say "Why tolerant laws on sexuality are good for your reputation" Very Happy
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Post by Basil Sat 05 Sep 2009, 00:48

How did the policeman know they were Iranians if they were naked? Do Iranians have a propensity for shagging each other's arses off in public on foreign beaches? We should be told!!!
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Post by PeterCS Sat 05 Sep 2009, 00:51

No they were yelling and shrieking "Long live the Sacred Republic of Iran under Allah's own chosen one The Blessed Ayatollah Khamenei" as they climaxed.

It was a dead giveaway.
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Post by Zat Sun 06 Sep 2009, 04:22

A $15 fine? Cheaper than a hotel room...
Basil wrote:How did the policeman know they were Iranians if they were naked?
The 'Made in Iran' tatts on their arses was a dead giveaway.

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Post by skully Sun 06 Sep 2009, 04:33

It was her beard that gave it away.
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Post by Zat Sun 06 Sep 2009, 04:34

Maybe she was still wearing the burqua

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Post by skully Sun 06 Sep 2009, 04:52

I was gonna say that but thought some Musi would jump down my throat. Cool
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Post by Zat Sun 06 Sep 2009, 04:58

That sounds a bit, you know, santa ...

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Post by skully Sun 06 Sep 2009, 05:00

I'd expect a gobbler like you to say that. Wink
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Post by Zat Sun 06 Sep 2009, 05:02

You're the one expecting someone to jump down your throat. drool


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Post by skully Sun 06 Sep 2009, 05:04

WTAAS
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Post by Zat Sun 06 Sep 2009, 05:09

Phurt!

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Post by skully Sun 06 Sep 2009, 05:14

Your edits cannot harm me - my barbs are like a field of spiel.
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Post by mynah Mon 07 Sep 2009, 10:10

PeterCS wrote:You could also say "Why tolerant laws on sexuality are good for your reputation" Very Happy
Notwithstanding the reputation of the nightspots of Bangkok, the Thais are actually fairly conservative as far as baring flesh in public is concerned: They even swim fully clothed. Perhaps this couple was told that Thais don't wear swimsuits on the beach, and got it terribly wrong... mybad
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Post by taipan Mon 07 Sep 2009, 10:13

Dunno about that. The beaches in Phuket are topless.
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Post by mynah Mon 07 Sep 2009, 10:38

Whereas the two Iranians were both bottomless and legless...
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Post by Bradman Mon 07 Sep 2009, 10:44

Christ if it's it's on. Only a stick-up-their-arse administration would worry about it.
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Post by taipan Mon 07 Sep 2009, 10:46

Bradman wrote:Christ if it's it's on. Only a stick-up-their-arse administration would worry about it.

Er?
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Post by Bradman Mon 07 Sep 2009, 10:50

Let them do what they want to do Taips. Once it becomes a problem blame the decedant west.
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Post by taipan Mon 07 Sep 2009, 10:53

Agreed
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Post by Bradman Mon 07 Sep 2009, 11:09

Though in the meantime martinis can help.
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