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Just had a call from our Batman...
...well I assume it was him.
Some subi idiot...
"I'm not selling you something sir..."
"Good" I said and hung up.
Some subi idiot...
"I'm not selling you something sir..."
"Good" I said and hung up.
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Maybe it was some Robin barsteward.
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Great story.
Thanks for telling it.
Thanks for telling it.
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I once had a phonecall from someone. I pretended to be the cleaner. I kept THEM on the phone, talking about golf - which is gash.
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I like this little comedy moment on wrong numbers, from Sean Lock . . .
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Invader Zim wrote:...well I assume it was him.
Some subi idiot...
"I'm not selling you something sir..."
"Good" I said and hung up.
No subi would call up a pig for any reason...
So no it wasn't me. But I do hope all Indian call centers make an exception in your case and call you up every passing second if only to drive you into a padded cell permanently where animals like you and Buckeye deserve to be!
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Zim in 'all darkies are the same' shocker.
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Invader Zim wrote:...well I assume it was him.
Some subi idiot...
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Henry wrote:Zim in 'all darkies are the same' shocker.
Ah yes two of the forums biggest xenophobes getting sucked in yet again. It's too easy...Rob I wrote:Invader Zim wrote:...well I assume it was him.
Some subi idiot...
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Is Zim Kyle Sandilands?
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Invader Zim wrote:Henry wrote:Zim in 'all darkies are the same' shocker.Ah yes two of the forums biggest xenophobes getting sucked in yet again. It's too easy...Rob I wrote:Invader Zim wrote:...well I assume it was him.
Some subi idiot...
Ain't that the truth.
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Invader Zim wrote:Henry wrote:Zim in 'all darkies are the same' shocker.Ah yes two of the forums biggest xenophobes getting sucked in yet again. It's too easy...Rob I wrote:Invader Zim wrote:...well I assume it was him.
Some subi idiot...
What's the fun when it's too easy ?
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Henry wrote:Is Zim Kyle Sandilands?
Zim isn't that much of a qunt
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lol at the wiki entry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Sandilands
"Kyle Sandilands (born 10 June 1971) is an Australian radio and TV personality and a fat pig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Sandilands
"Kyle Sandilands (born 10 June 1971) is an Australian radio and TV personality and a fat pig."
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wow! reading that its amazing he's had such a long career. cant imagine him lasting too long in most other countries
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Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh, to name two from the states. There's shock jocks and wankers galore on the radio in most free-speaking democracies, and they can usually pull in enough audience to make station owners happy in terms of advertising sales. Don't start with the anti-Aussie generalisations because of one wanker, TO. Or I'll have to start reminding people of your xenophobic, racist tendencies.The One wrote:wow! reading that its amazing he's had such a long career. cant imagine him lasting too long in most other countries
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Fixed.The One wrote:lol at the wiki entry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Sandilands
"Kyle Sandilands (born 10 June 1971) is an Australian radio and TV personality and a fat ignorant pig."
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This the guy that the SA radio station twatted?
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Probably. Not hard to twat a twat though.
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Anyone mentioned the Parrot being arrested in a French toilet when on coaching duties with the Wallabies? Perhaps the greatest moment in Australia talk back radio history.
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Thought that was in London. Did anyone think to ask Mudge his whereabouts at the time?
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In fact, from wiki, Jones has had more than his share of shit. What a moron...
In December 1988, Jones was arrested in a public lavatory in London's West End. He was initially charged with two counts of outraging public decency, but was later granted bail and charges were dropped.[21]
For a time until 1990, Jones had been writing for The Sun-Herald but it announced that Jones' column would no longer appear following a petition by staff calling for his removal as a contributor. This followed Jones' publication of a column predicting an oil crisis, in which a large amount of material had been taken from Frederick Forsyth's novel 'The Negotiator' without attribution or indication that their source was a work of fiction.[22] Following his dismissal, Jones was hired by the Sun-Herald's rival paper, the Sunday Telegraph.
Later that year, Jones in his role with 2UE was ordered by a court to pay more than $55,000 damages for defaming David Parker, a former councillor of the NRMA, the NSW Motorists' organisation; 2UE was also ordered to pay $80,000. Parker claimed he was defamed during the NRMA election campaign in October 1986. July 1991 had Jones commenting during a conspiracy to murder trial, of Tom Domican and two others; about the key crown witness, a self-confessed heroin smuggler, Jones said, "Why is he the witness and not the defendant?" Contempt is not proved; what Jones did is said to be "dangerous".
1992 brought several events:
Jones was rebuked by the New South Wales Independent Commission Against Corruption for making attacks on former State Minister Dr Terry Metherell during evidence in an inquiry relating to Metherell's appointment to a government job.
Media Watch showed how on-air comments made by Jones about the Rio summit and the Green movement aligned with those made by B.A. Santamaria in The Australian. Santamaria later said Jones had contacted his office for permission to quote from the article.
Jones and 2UE were found guilty of contempt of court after the criminal trial of ex-policeman John Killen was aborted following an interview with a former Drug Enforcement Squad officer.
1993 was another year of controversy:
In January, Jones described the choice of Mandawuy Yunupingu (an Australian Aborigine) as Australian of the Year as an "insult" and said he'd been granted the award simply because he was black.[23]
In March, Jones and 2UE were prosecuted by the NSW Director of Public Prosecutions for contempt of court and fined $77,000, of which Jones' share was $2,000, after Jones caused the trial of a policeman to be aborted: The policeman was facing a charge of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice on the same day as Jones conducted an interview with the Police Association and dealt with allegations that police had suffered at the hands of false accusations.
In June, leading Australian Aborigine Charles Perkins and Jones clashed in a live TV and radio debate. Jones said Australians are "getting no say when [Aboriginal people] say this is [their] nation; it's not, it's Australia's nation"... "[Average Australians] are being asked to pay taxes to fund people who are seeking title to productive land to which they've made no contribution to its productivity". Perkins called Jones racist and a redneck and commented "You've sat on your white bum at 2UE in Sydney all your life so you wouldn't know what goes on out there".
1994 also had its moments:
In April, after only 13 weeks and 64 episodes, the Network Ten program Alan Jones Live was pulled due to low audiences and criticism. It was intended to be similar in purpose and content to Larry King Live.
In July, Media Watch highlighted Jones' on-air promotion of Optus.
In November:
Separately, Don Mackay, president of the NRMA sued Jones and 2UE alleging Jones made a number of false imputations against him.
Further, Jones had a public spat with his fellow 2UE broadcaster John Laws. In an interview with Laws, then Prime Minister Paul Keating said of Jones "You know, he's got a good-rating program, even though it's basically, you know, most of the stuff is middle-of-the-road fascism". Keating had refused Jones' requests to appear on his program all year.
In 1998 Jones claimed on-air that rugby league referee Bill Harrigan was biased. Harrigan sued Jones for defamation and, in 2001, was awarded damages of $90 000.[24]
In the late 1990s, Jones suffered more public humiliation when unedited studio recordings of pre-recorded material he had taped at 2UE were leaked to the ABC radio station Triple J.[25]
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Pretty sure it was Paris...but it may have happened more then once.Zat wrote:Thought that was in London. Did anyone think to ask Mudge his whereabouts at the time?
Must grab a copy of Jones Town...been meaning to read it for ages.
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In January, Jones described the choice of Mandawuy Yunupingu (an Australian Aborigine) as Australian of the Year as an "insult" and said he'd been granted the award simply because he was black.[23]
Alan Jones is an arsehole. He didn't use "The Negotiator" as a research tool he lifted whole sections from it unedited.
Having had to deal with Mandawuy and his brother frequently I can sympythise with his attitude but not his motives.
Alan Jones is an arsehole. He didn't use "The Negotiator" as a research tool he lifted whole sections from it unedited.
Having had to deal with Mandawuy and his brother frequently I can sympythise with his attitude but not his motives.
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