Jeremy Clarkson is a massive wanker. Discuss.

In the Sunday Times today:

It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else.

You don't get many people in the mainstream who are quite so openly bigoted. I'm sure there are many who'd gladly have a whip around to get him out of the countr......hang on, where have I heard that before?

He then proceeds to detail why other countries are poor substitutes in a series of crass, xenophobic, stereotypes.

He's the epitome of the "it were better in my day - I hate everything about modern Britain but I'm too backward, jingoistic and twattish to go elsewhere" sort. The kind of dribbling prune that cries about political correctness on a daily baisis and hides his spiteful invective behind the oafish, smug veneer of an ordinary (millionaire) bloke who "tells it like it is".

Pah. 'tis all I can say. Pah!

He punched Piers Morgan in the face though so anything he does is forgiven.

Perhaps a battle to the death can be arranged. The winner's prize could be getting shot in the face.

Saying JC is a massive w*nker is like saying the sky is blue- it's just an incontestable aspect of nature.

Although come to think of it the sky really isn't blue- it just appears that way for reasons that don't readily spring to mind. Maybe then JC just "appears" to be a massive w*nker and in real life he's far worse and is actually Satan himself?

Sky was a heavy grey all day today. Felt like night never ended and now it's night again.

I'm think I might be Seasonally Affected.

But being a wanker is his shtick. What do you expect him to do?

JGK wrote:But being a wanker is his shtick. What do you expect him to do?

Indeed. I can't believe anyone takes it seriously.

A bit like horrie being a sad old blurter . . .

Who's Jeremy Clarkson?

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Its true, Clarkson IS a wanker.....but he's still more entertaining than 95% of the twats that front the idiot box these days.

There was a funny documentary with JC and the French.



I don't need to say anymore...

DJ_Smerk wrote:Massive NSR detected...

Yeah just the thought of Laura calling Clarkson a wanker was enough for me.

DJ_Smerk wrote:There was a funny documentary with JC and the French.



I don't need to say anymore...

I liked James' comment on the French: "The French are basically communists and peasants but they do know how to make a comfortable small car".

All the better to hightail it out of Dodge.

He always struck me as a wanker during his GOM diatribes.

The guy's a wanker. Though more importantly he's a rich wanker. He probably doesn't give a rat's what we think of him.

Exactly what I was thinking, Qmy.

No doubt he is absolutely full of himself but he entertaining, and fits neatly into the team with the Hamster and Capt. Slow on Top Gear.

I think his co-presenter's think he's a tool as well. But they also got rich off him so......

Bradman wrote:I think his co-presenter's think he's a tool as well. But they also got rich off him so......

No doubt about it, qmy. James May has been quoted numeous times confirming he thinks Clarkson is an obnoxious bore.

I like the episode where May hung shit on him for bragging about his home cinema. FFS! If you've got enough money to buy cars the wankers at the BEEB pay you to drive why would you carry on like Henry VIII on steroids.

It's pretty clear more like him, than dislike him.

Obviously. Hitler was pretty popular in his day as well. Though I think peopkle tune in for the same reason they go to stock car races. Wanting to see a crash.