Re: The Jingle Bails advent calendar 2009

by PeterCS Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:19

ewwwww

by Brass Monkey Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:21

What's ewwww? The fact I meant to say 'off' but said 'of'? Sickened me, I'll tell ya.

by PeterCS Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:23

No, the thought of career advancement via coaxed dog's jizm.

by Brass Monkey Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:31

We've all got to start somewhere. At least it was a Coton De Tulear.

by PeterCS Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:54

Somewhere, but not THERE.

by Brass Monkey Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:33

Well, he started with the laundry. His conscience is clear.

by lardbucket Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:55

lardbucket wrote:good times ...

Jacques Kallis says: "My all time favourite Christmas number one would have to be the charity single by Band Aid - Do they know it's Christmas? It's a sobering and haunting reminder of the hardship and struggle that is the daily existence of so many living right on our doorstep, who have little or no food, no clean water, no flat-screen TVs. I'm always moved by the powerful message contained within the lyrics: eat what you can, when you can as you never know when you're going to wake up as a little starving Ethiopian. I'll raise a bucket of chicken to that."

Dello™ and Dello ©

the original ...

by Big Dog Sat 24 Dec 2011, 07:22

This appeared during my 'Hiatus' so i missed it the first time. Bloody brilliant. Dello deserves the Flaming Bails VC. aces

by skully Sat 24 Dec 2011, 07:36

Aye, it was stellar work by the former El Comandante.

by lardbucket Sat 07 Jan 2012, 01:44

Dello wrote:December 2nd.

Giles Clarke says: "I think the true meaning of Christmas has moved on beyond all the 'goodwill to all men' cliches and now represents a good business opportunity to be given free sh!t."

Giles Clarke, OBE, qunt, free sh!t™

by skully Thu 22 Nov 2012, 02:31

Bumped for posterity, and cos I'm looking for the Jackie/pensioner buggy pic.

by taipan Thu 07 Nov 2013, 20:53

by horace Thu 07 Nov 2013, 22:48

well we now know what the pomgolian xmas menu looks like...they have submitted an 82 page list of dietary demands...breakfast, lunch and post completion of play in the Tests

by horace Thu 07 Nov 2013, 22:50

would have thought spotted dick, toad in the hole and anything deep fried plus a couple of beers that have been left in the sun would have suited the poms

by Brass Monkey Thu 07 Nov 2013, 22:54

Well, must admit, we sometimes shit the bed when batting or bowling, but at least we never look that tired. And let that be a lesson to Johnny Foreigner.

by PeterCS Thu 07 Nov 2013, 22:57

Have the motions of Poms Crop 2013 got a lot to do with FB Advent Calendar 2009?

by Brass Monkey Thu 07 Nov 2013, 23:14

I'm not sure, but I can read between the lines well enough: I think it's about pitch doctoring.

by PeterCS Thu 07 Nov 2013, 23:21

No mention of mints (or similar humbuggery), so I doubt it somehow.

by Brass Monkey Thu 07 Nov 2013, 23:25

Oh come on... 'a couple of beers that have been left out in the sun'? It's screaming whinily at you in the face.

by PeterCS Thu 07 Nov 2013, 23:32

As Pinter once put it:

"Who watered the wicket at Melbourne??"

by horace Fri 08 Nov 2013, 00:04

hehehehe...the media here is having a lot of fun at the Nigellish dietary demands of the poms

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