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Post by Big Dog Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:05

After his latest nineties nightmare, is it time for a new nickname for Watto?

How about 'Mr Cricket Choke it'
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'The Ippy Strangler'

Suggestions?
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Post by Zat Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:07

'The Ippy Strangler'

Sounds like RD after a bout of frustration on one of his trips.

Although maybe he'd be 'They Ippy Python Strangler'

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Post by taipan Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:09

Has to be Aus' premier batsman now.
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Post by Big Dog Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:10

taipan wrote:Has to be Aus' premier batsman now.

He is...he just can't score tons.
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Post by taipan Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:11

Hasn't he got your only ton this season?
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Post by embee Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:12

taipan wrote:Hasn't he got your only ton this season?

only because Rauf cant catch
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Post by Zat Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:14

He's trying to be the new Bradman. You know, the average in the 90s thing. Only problem is that the dumb Billy hasn't realised that as an opener he has to go past the 90s on some occasions to get it there, he can't rely on not outs to boost it.

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Post by Henry Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:25

How about Mariah Carey?

Queen of the 90's.
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Post by Mick Sawyer Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:27

taipan wrote:Has to be Aus' premier batsman now.

Nah, he's a softcock choker taips.
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Post by Big Dog Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:28

Henry wrote:How about Mariah Carey?

Queen of the 90's.

I like it. Laughing
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Post by taipan Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:31

Mick Sawyer wrote:
taipan wrote:Has to be Aus' premier batsman now.

Nah, he's a softcock choker taips.

Agreed Mick, but what does that say about the rest?

So this summer it's Kallis 2 Aus 1?
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Post by Mick Sawyer Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:36

but what does that say about the rest

You'd need to ask Watson's detractors.
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Post by Mick Sawyer Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:38

So this summer it's Kallis 2 Aus 1?.

phurt, Kallis is only facing the Poms .................. oh, no, wait, ........
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Post by skully Tue 05 Jan 2010, 07:59

taipan wrote:Has to be Aus' premier batsman now.
A wise man texted me today asking what odds would you have got 6 months ago about the two best Aus batsmen v Paksters being Watto and Paris. Shocked
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Post by skully Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:01

Mick Sawyer wrote:
but what does that say about the rest

You'd need to ask Watson's detractors.
As alluded to in T1, Mick, you can scratch me off that list. He looked all class today and was only undone by a peach from Gul.
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Post by Zat Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:02

skully wrote:
Mick Sawyer wrote:
but what does that say about the rest

You'd need to ask Watson's detractors.
As alluded to in T1, Mick, you can scratch me off that list. He looked all class today and was only undone by a peach from Gul.
Echoing what skulls said. But today it was still funny. Although maybe not to you Mick, because I know that sense of humour bypass you had done is something you can't get around.

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Post by Mick Sawyer Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:03

As alluded to in T1, Mick, you can scratch me off that list. He looked all class today and was only undone by a peach from Gul.

Scratching now noted skully. Welcome boozin
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Post by Mick Sawyer Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:08

I know that sense of humour bypass you had done is something you can't get around.

Yep, I don't get any of it ........ fart jokes, poos in shoes, groping pissed girls, laughing at the personal misfortune of a terrific and gutsy player......
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Post by Zat Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:11

Mick Sawyer wrote:
I know that sense of humour bypass you had done is something you can't get around.

Yep, I don't get any of it ........ fart jokes, poos in shoes, groping pissed girls, laughing at the personal misfortune of a terrific and gutsy player......
You dumbf*ck Queenslander. Never said any of that other stuff was funny. Stick it up your arse, you dickhead.

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Post by embee Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:13

Am I pooing in the shoe or wearing it?

There's a big difference in humour content right there
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Post by skully Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:15

Quality thread, this. Cool
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Post by embee Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:27

Mick

Would you leave Watto opening the batting ...or drop him down the order ...

What would you do about his bowling?
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Post by Nath Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:29

how many 90s now? Mental Mick (Slater) must be getting worried
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Post by Zat Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:30

Nath wrote:how many 90s now? Mental Mick (Slater) must be getting worried
The Nob was laughing about it on the teev today. The sound of televisions being thrown around the house reverberated from Mick's place most of the afternoon, because he didn't think there was any humour in it.

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Post by skully Tue 05 Jan 2010, 08:31

3. Slats made 9.

SRW has record with 10.
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