WICKED

skully wrote:
Well, had no clue you were such a cultured ol' bean, Merls.

It's simple skulls - I like musicals ... nowt to do with culture mate!

Unlike taccy misguidedly observes ( I suspect the quote is from Mao's Little Red Book ), some folk DO like the theatre and the ballet and the opera and classical music and rock concerts and cricket and getting pissed and calling the ref a w*nker at a footie game and questioning a traffic warden's parentage and attend meetings where a peer of the realm does your bidding ... so you see, it basically has Sweet F**k All to do with middle classes, aspirations, pretending and the lack of an education!

That's the myth.
But I suspect taccy knows that anyway!

tac wrote:Musical theatre isn't "culture", skulls . . .it's the type of thing the aspiring middle class do to pretend they aren't totally uneducated

Culture isn't all it's cracked up to be. Even yoghurt has culture.

Zat wrote:

tac wrote:Musical theatre isn't "culture", skulls . . .it's the type of thing the aspiring middle class do to pretend they aren't totally uneducated

Culture isn't all it's cracked up to be. Even yoghurt has culture.

Even England has "culture" . . . or so they say . . . .

Merlin wrote:

It just had to be done...

PMSL ... cheeky sod!

nah Zogs ... being typecast coz you don't happen to like something is a tad tedious! So had to put fotsie right!
Pah ... prolly not wrth it in the end ...

but yeah, handbag under me arm ... I'm orf in a minute and a huff !!

A million apologies merlsy. Twas wrong to think you din like All musicals because you din like one.
However, you are an exception; and it's fantastic to see a man so comfortable in his own skin. An alluring quality, if I may be so bold as to say... (That has to be the UN-nortiest emote going around.)

footsie, merls really is gay (Not that there's anything wrong with that) he just does a good job of hiding it most of the time.

You mean all that flirty sucking up was for nothing? Bugga.

Of course, not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

And being gay and selling yourself on street corners to make money to feed your crack addiction isn't ideal. But we still let Mudge post here.

Zat wrote:footsie, merls really is gay (Not that there's anything wrong with that) he just does a good job of hiding it most of the time.

Oooooo ... you baitch queen Zoggers !!
Hiding it most of the time ... que ... ??! You wanna peek eh!

Anyway, I freely admit to being gay providing Tuffers is recognised as being a far better batsman than Bradman; Bung a shed-load better bowler than Hawaii and/or Warne and Our Tone is guaranteed his cannonisation by the Pontiff in St Peter's Square next Tuesday in recognition of his War Efforts!

Just imagine it, Saint Tony of Blair ... Jesus pass the puke bucket willya ... no, better still ... !

PS- footsie ... have got tickets for the new Lloyd Webber Phantom 2 follow-up for March!
Nice eh!!

You just continue on enjoying your show tunes, Merls, and tell these farkers to go to hell.

You lucky beggar merls! We'll be waiting till next year for its debut in Aus. Love Never Dies, but if it has to wait too long it gets mighty frustrated, hehe.

Equalling/topping the original will be a tall order.

When you are next in the UK, fw, you should look Merls up for a night of gay abandon at the Grand Ole Opry.

Does Gay like Country music?

I do like the West End though.

tac wrote:so bradders into the musicals, eh? always knew he was a soft shit at heart . . . .

Why use a lure when you can throw a ton of burley?

tac wrote:Musical theatre isn't "culture", skulls . . .it's the type of thing the aspiring middle class do to pretend they aren't totally uneducated

Two tons for merlo ...

Bradman wrote:Just realised the last time i was at that theatre it was Camelot and i was trying to get laid, which is the only reason for musical theatre.

Yep, I once propped my eyelids open for 'Giselle' with the same hope; in my case it was forlorn.

Bradman wrote:Made a joke about it to the missus and may have solved the attendance problem.  In fact may have solved attendance problem anywhere with her ever again.

Sounds like a normal union.

lardbucket wrote:

tac wrote:so bradders into the musicals, eh? always knew he was a soft shit at heart . . . .

Why use a lure when you can throw a ton of burley?

tac wrote:Musical theatre isn't "culture", skulls . . .it's the type of thing the aspiring middle class do to pretend they aren't totally uneducated

Two tons for merlo ...

Bradman wrote:Just realised the last time i was at that theatre it was Camelot and i was trying to get laid, which is the only reason for musical theatre.

Yep, I once propped my eyelids open for 'Giselle' with the same hope; in my case it was forlorn.

Bradman wrote:Made a joke about it to the missus and may have solved the attendance problem.  In fact may have solved attendance problem anywhere with her ever again.

Sounds like a normal union.

Didn't rise to it and the dumb qunt backed off. i just assumed he was one of Woody's alias' anyway.

jesus wept ... woody won't be happy with you!

Well when the dumb qunt wasn't fawning over him he was feeding him enough lines. It was either Woody himself or one of Bob Hope's straight men.

Woody is quite capable of generating great lines on a starvation diet. He's as dry as a Nun's nasty.

Yeah the alias line's just a gee-up.. Even his one known alias was as dry as the above.