Re: Beckham - best English right midfielder ever or....

by Merlin Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:10 pm

skully wrote:But this is just a tiny bit gay - "Everyone who meets him talks about how utterly charming he is, how he has time for everyone, how he is a credit to himself."

My work here is sort of done.

How can one expect Ozzers to understand words like "charming" and "credit" ?

My work here is also done.

by skully Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:12 pm

Shoeshine wrote:And does Posh take it up the arse?

Well, she must, mustn't she. Cool

by Merlin Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:13 pm

But I actually rather admire the bloke you know.

yeah yeah shoey, be 'onest guv, you only admire the bloke coz you want to pork that Posh stick of his!
Very Happy

by skully Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:14 pm

Merlin wrote:
skully wrote:But this is just a tiny bit gay - "Everyone who meets him talks about how utterly charming he is, how he has time for everyone, how he is a credit to himself."

My work here is sort of done.

How can one expect Ozzers to understand words like "charming" and "credit" ?

My work here is also done.

Work? Work? I thought you were English, Merls. Cool

by skully Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:15 pm

Merlin wrote:
But I actually rather admire the bloke you know.

yeah yeah shoey, be 'onest guv, you only admire the bloke coz you want to pork that Posh stick of his!

Eek!! It be like sticking you d!ck up a stalk of celery. Cool

by Shoeshine Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:15 pm

Merlin wrote:
But I actually rather admire the bloke you know.

yeah yeah shoey, be 'onest guv, you only admire the bloke coz you want to pork that Posh stick of his!

Eeuuuwwww no. I rather did about ten years ago, when she actually looked like a woman, rather than an emaciated small boy with two coconuts strapped to her chest as she is now.

by Shoeshine Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:16 pm

skully wrote:Work? Work? I thought you were English, Merls.

Employing Australians on minimum wage still counts as work Skulls.

by skully Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:16 pm

Shoeshine wrote:
Merlin wrote:
But I actually rather admire the bloke you know.

yeah yeah shoey, be 'onest guv, you only admire the bloke coz you want to pork that Posh stick of his!

Eeuuuwwww no. I rather did about ten years ago, when she actually looked like a woman, rather than an emaciated small boy with two coconuts strapped to her chest as she is now.

Fair call, indeed, Shoey. Cool

by Merlin Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:17 pm

skully wrote:
Work? Work? I thought you were English, Merls.

N'er a truer word spoken skulls ... I'm writing this as I await my tee time at the golf club, don't you know!

I bloody wish ...!

by skully Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:17 pm

Merlin wrote:
skully wrote:
Work? Work? I thought you were English, Merls.
N'er a truer word spoken skulls ... I'm writing this as I await my tee time at the golf club, don't you know!

I bloody wish ...!

by Merlin Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:20 pm

skully wrote:
Merlin wrote:
But I actually rather admire the bloke you know.

yeah yeah shoey, be 'onest guv, you only admire the bloke coz you want to pork that Posh stick of his!

Eek!! It be like sticking you d!ck up a stalk of celery.

Wouldn't know aboot that skulls ... so I'll bow to your expertise.
Pray tell, do you de-string the celery before coitus occurs ..... and would that be with or without a dollop of mayo ?
Just curious mind ....

by Makaveli Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:22 pm

At his peak he was an excellent player, set up and scored many goals for United, didn't really follow him after he left. Plus was top team player too would run his socks off for the team.

by Shoeshine Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:23 pm

Merlin wrote:
skully wrote:
Merlin wrote:
But I actually rather admire the bloke you know.

yeah yeah shoey, be 'onest guv, you only admire the bloke coz you want to pork that Posh stick of his!

Eek!! It be like sticking you d!ck up a stalk of celery.
Wouldn't know aboot that skulls ... so I'll bow to your expertise.
Pray tell, do you de-string the celery before coitus occurs ..... and would that be with or without a dollop of mayo ?
Just curious mind ....

Depends who she's been with recently I'd have thought.

by Merlin Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:33 pm

Nah .... skulls ain't that fussy!

by skully Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:38 pm

Prolly a fair call, Merls. I've been in a fairly long dry spell. Cool

by Shoeshine Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:40 pm

She probably has too, the minger.

by Brass Monkey Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:07 am

Shoeshine wrote:Eeuuuwwww no. I rather did about ten years ago, when she actually looked like a woman, rather than an emaciated small boy with two coconuts strapped to her chest as she is now.

Yes, yes, yes - that's it! That's what she looks like, the f*cking creature. When the Spices first started out, she looked yaggable.

by skully Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:11 am

Didn't they all? Ziggy-zag-ah.

by Brass Monkey Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:19 am

I prefer Mel B now... she's all Shocked

Wooop woop woop, ooohhh.

by skully Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:19 am

I was always a bit partial to Baby Spice. Twisted Evil

The short skirt and pig-tails did it for me.

by Brass Monkey Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:23 am

Each to their own. That was the mix-and-match ~~great~~OKness of the Spicys.

by skully Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:24 am

I think the general all-round r00tability of the Spicies was a key factor in their success. Cool

by Brass Monkey Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:27 am

I put it down to half the population hoping that one day they'd be a vid of them all soaping each other up in the shower.

by lardbucket Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:28 am

skully wrote:I think the general all-round r00tability of the Spicies was a key factor in their success.

Wasn't it only 13 year old girls buying their stuff though?

Oh.

by skully Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:29 am

Brass Monkey wrote:I put it down to half the population hoping that one day they'd be a vid of them all soaping each other up in the shower.

Nothing wrong with that. It's what got Becks and Posh together. That, and his fetish for wearing pop-star's G-strings.

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