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Post by Zat Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:19

Yep, Nein have gone for the seeming donut driller Mark Nickelarse as host of the coverage again this season. Fark knows why.

At the tea break the stupid git says 'Time for classic catches now. It's not just 2000 dollars you can win this time, there's also 1000 pounds worth of chicken and chips from KFC up for grabs...'

In Australia, they're dollars, you arsehole.

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Post by tac Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:20

Zat wrote:Yep, Nein have gone for the seeming donut driller Mark Nickelarse as host of the coverage again this season. Fark knows why.

At the tea break the stupid git says 'Time for classic catches now. It's not just 2000 dollars you can win this time, there's also 1000 pounds worth of chicken and chips from KFC up for grabs...'

In Australia, they're kilograms, you arsehole.

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Post by lardbucket Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:21

There are no remaining available lines in South Australia

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Post by Zat Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:24

Any chance we could have Nickelarse drowned slowly in a thousand litres of KFC fat?

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Post by lardbucket Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:25

He'd swallow

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Post by Zat Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:27

I said a thousand litres of KFC fat, not a thousand litres of Brett Lee's jism.

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Post by lardbucket Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:28

Aye, but he'd regard it as practice

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Post by embee Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:29

Zat wrote:Any chance we could have Nickelarse drowned slowly in a thousand litres of KFC fat?

It would rate too well for Nein to do it ....unless they called in the CSI teams to investigate afterwards in a crossover show...
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Post by Zat Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:36

embee wrote:
Zat wrote:Any chance we could have Nickelarse drowned slowly in a thousand litres of KFC fat?

It would rate too well for Nein to do it ....unless they called in the CSI teams to investigate afterwards in a crossover show...
Hello Eddie? Have we got a show idea for you...?

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Post by embee Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:47

Nicholas
Greig
Newman
Lawry
Chappell
Newton
Vautin
Voss
Sutcliffe
Martin
Oakes
Maguire

Viewers phone in to vote the Nein personality they want to drown in KFC fat each week ....and the temp gets turned up 10 degrees on the fat vat each week ...each one becomes special of the week ...
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Post by lardbucket Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:48

I vote for Eddie, every week, just to be certain.

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Post by Zat Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:50

We really are onto something.

What about that dopey chick they get to do the swimming?

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Post by embee Thu 08 Nov 2007, 05:54

Deep Fried Celebrity....mmmmmmm

Nicole Stevenson?....she's Ok with her feet behind her ears
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Post by JGK Thu 08 Nov 2007, 09:29

embee wrote:Deep Fried Celebrity....mmmmmmm

Nicole Stevenson?....she's Ok with her feet behind her ears

So is Joanna Griggs from what I hear - probably no coincedence that both were backstrokers.

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Post by tac Thu 08 Nov 2007, 09:31

JGK wrote:
embee wrote:Deep Fried Celebrity....mmmmmmm

Nicole Stevenson?....she's Ok with her feet behind her ears

So is Joanna Griggs from what I hear - probably no coincedence that both were backstrokers.

If you've been doing backstroke with your feet behind your ears, JGK, I hope at least that you don't wear budgie smugglers . . .
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Post by JGK Thu 08 Nov 2007, 10:00

Moving on from Poms we hate, let's move on to Poms we love.

Currently watching The Bionic Woman. God she's hot.

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Post by Guest Thu 08 Nov 2007, 11:24

I thought this thread was going to be about Dello!

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Post by JKLever Thu 08 Nov 2007, 12:03

JGK wrote:Moving on from Poms we hate, let's move on to Poms we love.

Currently watching The Bionic Woman. God she's hot.

Can't get the words 'Zoe Slater' out of my head though...

Strange how US Series keep giving lead roles to Limeys who can do good yankee accents...

Dominic West & Idris Elba in The Wire, Hugh Laurie in House and now this, weird
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Post by Guest Thu 08 Nov 2007, 12:14

She's nice, but I think she has the features of someone who has Gigantism disease.

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Post by JGK Thu 08 Nov 2007, 12:15

I've never seen EastEnders so I can't comment.

I gather she would have been quite young in that?

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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Nov 2007, 12:17

Bit of a square jaw, but all the same she's fit. Nice pair of norks have sort of been lost by the fitness work she did for the role. Shame.

I'm quite a fan of that Mandy from Hollyoaks bird who's going to be in the new Batman film. Topically, Christian Bale is a taff.
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Post by JKLever Thu 08 Nov 2007, 12:20

Batfink Begins wrote: Christian Bale is a taff.

He's actually English, fink..

He was born there - granted.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Nov 2007, 12:25

JKLever wrote:
Batfink Begins wrote: Christian Bale is a taff.

He's actually English, fink..

He was born there - granted.

Forkorf. He's a forkin taff. Just ask him.

No comment on that Mandy bird I see, you forkin shirtlifter.
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Post by JKLever Thu 08 Nov 2007, 12:30

Batfink Begins wrote:
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Batfink Begins wrote: Christian Bale is a taff.

He's actually English, fink..

He was born there - granted.

Forkorf. He's a forkin taff. Just ask him.

No comment on that Mandy bird I see, you forkin shirtlifter.

He's said in a US TV interview ive seen that he's actually English but he said he doesn't pull up people who call him Welsh because it adds a bit of 'romanticism' - whatever the fork that means....

I think he was born there because his parents were working there.

Mandy bird?

Don't watch Hollyoaks myself so couldn't say.
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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Nov 2007, 12:36

JKLever wrote:
He's said in a US TV interview ive seen that he's actually English but he said he doesn't pull up people who call him Welsh because it adds a bit of 'romanticism' - whatever the fork that means....

I think he was born there because his parents were working there.

Mandy bird?

Don't watch Hollyoaks myself so couldn't say.

Fair do's, you're obviously a big Christian Bale fan.

Don't watch Hollyoaks? Who does? I just happen to rinse a few out to those fine looking ladies that eminate from that great program.
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