Re: FORUM GOLD

by Neil D Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:24

Just pissed myself laughing at this thread. Forgot how funny some of you lot can be.

Does Bliks ever make an appearance these days? What about Rizzo (did he even make it on the lifeboat when the HMS Seafore sank?)

by LeFromage Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:58

Don't think Rizzo has ever been spotted post-C4 days.

Bliks' last visit, according to the stats, was on Valentine's day. Was he dressed in aresless chaps, lubed and pleading to be anyone's Valentine? The stats don't cover those details. Make your own mind up.

by LeFromage Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:08

Quite despicable of me to nominate my own thread, but I've waited long enough for you ungrateful bastards to big me up.

HERE be some nuggets

by PeterCS Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:21

HURRAH!! to our Great Leader.

by Neil D Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:30

I nominate this post by our own Mr Dello, re England team selection:

Dello wrote:
Eric Air Emu wrote:I agree that the worrying thing is the six hour meeting to pick EXACTLY THE SAME TEAM AS LAST TIME.

The majority of the time was probably used up deprogramming James Whitaker, who has spent the last three or four years away from the game working at his family's chocolate factory.

I imagine the meeting went something like this.

INT. BATCAVE - NIGHT

Geoff Miller, Peter Moores, Ashley Giles and James Whitaker are sat around a table. Naked.

MILLER
Anyone want to go first?

MOORES
Sussex.

MILLER
Noted. James?

WHITAKER
Chocolate.

MILLER
Yummy.

GILES
Mooo.

MILLER
Seconded. So that's the same team as last time then.
Anyone want to discuss Chris Read for a laugh?

MOORES
Sussex.

GILES
Mooo.

WHITAKER
Fudge.

MILLER
That's a bit out of left-field, James.

GILES
I like fudge.

MOORES
Sussex.

Suddenly Giles - naked - spontaneously starts to slap out a beat on his wobbly flesh.

GILES
(slapping furiously)
Try and guess what it is?

MILLER
Eton Rifles, by the Jam.

GILES
(still slapping)
No.

WHITAKER
Something by Hot Chocolate?

GILES
(still slapping - and looking increasingly raw)
Nope.

MOORES
Sussex.

The next five hours and fifty-eight minutes are spent trying to guess what tune Giles is playing on his person. (The answer is "The Power" by Snap. No-one gets it.)

FADE OUT:

by PeterCS Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:37

silver.

by Zat Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:04

So the sucking up to Dello sprreads further...

by LeFromage Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:19

Get bent. That was a pearler. I wondered what happened to it. Neil's done well to search it out, given how shite the search function is.

I imagine he just typed in "GOLD" and it was the first result that came back.

by Zat Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:25

You say gold, I say sucking up.

by Chivalry Augustus Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:28

In fairness to Dello, I think in a thread called FORUM GOLD, on a forum that has never produced any actual bona fide forum gold, there's going to be an element of scraping the barrel, hence all the sucking up. Personally, I'm not a big fan of Dello or any of the things he does but I can understand that there are lots of little groupies who want to enhance their forum experience by getting a piece of Dello c*ck. If that's what they want to do then I'm all for promoting their right to do it.

by Zat Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:32

How transparent, Gus.

by PeterCS Tue 13 Apr 2010, 00:26

At the back of the crowd, cheering them on?

by skully Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:35

Zat wrote:You say gold, I say sucking up.

Well I laughed. Very Happy

Well found, Neil. I don't recall seeing it the first time Dello offered it up.

by Zat Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:34

Did I say it wasn't funny?

by skully Thu 15 Apr 2010, 00:12

Your implication was that Neil was nomming a perhaps unworthy entry credited to Dello for purposed off shining the SuperMod's todger.

I just thought it was a p!ss funny post.

by lardbucket Thu 15 Apr 2010, 00:19

'shining the SuperMod's todger'

shy retiring skully seeks derisive Wozzie accountant to flame him on a daily basis

by LeFromage Thu 15 Apr 2010, 00:28

I don't get the credit for my frequent golden offerings because people don't want to be seen to be chumming up to the warden.

Prison rules.

Wouldn't surprise me if Neil gets shanked in the showers before the week's out.

by skully Thu 15 Apr 2010, 00:45

lardbucket wrote:'shining the SuperMod's todger'

shy retiring skully seeks derisive Wozzie accountant to flame him on a daily basis

Just testing the wide spectrum of the Assassin's research (if he's gonna claim to be an expert in the field). Also a test of his stalkometer. Cool

by skully Thu 15 Apr 2010, 00:47

Dello wrote:I don't get the credit for my frequent golden offerings because people don't want to be seen to be chumming up to the warden.

Prison rules.

Wouldn't surprise me if Neil gets shanked in the showers before the week's out.

So Neil shouldn't turn his back on the prisoner that looks like...

FORUM GOLD - Page 3 128842-192933-lrrr_large

by LeFromage Thu 15 Apr 2010, 00:50

As a general rule of thumb, I'd advise against turning your back on him in any situation...

by Zat Thu 15 Apr 2010, 01:49

Same goes with Mudge, doesn't it?

by taipan Thu 15 Apr 2010, 07:08

Neil D wrote:Just pissed myself laughing at this thread. Forgot how funny some of you lot can be.

Does Bliks ever make an appearance these days? What about Rizzo (did he even make it on the lifeboat when the HMS Seafore sank?)

I think *Rizzo* disappeared from C4 about the time time of the ABC invasion. That says a lot.

by embee Thu 15 Apr 2010, 07:16

It says a lot about your memory , taips

Rizzo left well after the invasion ...around the '05 Ashes

by taipan Thu 15 Apr 2010, 07:18

[quote="embee"]It says a lot about your memory , taips

Rizzo left well after the invasion ...around the '05 Ashes[/quote

So when was the invasion? I don't think 2005 is far off.

by embee Thu 15 Apr 2010, 07:19

03 ...I think ...

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